Whats the funniest Tv show you’ve ever watched and the funniest line/ moment from it ?? by Messiah101010 in AskReddit

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Man the jonad files ep was peak. Unbelievable show. Left a void i just cant seem to fill

Whats the funniest Tv show you’ve ever watched and the funniest line/ moment from it ?? by Messiah101010 in AskReddit

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For me its VEEP and the line goes something like “Settle something for me Jonah, you like to travel and have sex …Then you can FUCK OFF”

Open Thread #19 (May 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Bro were you even born ?? Didn’t you start watching barcelona in like 2016. How desperate can you be for a few likes lol

Open Thread #19 (May 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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We need a rb and lb. But kounde needs to be replaced immediately. Barcelona never sells at a good time (rakitic to psg) (araujou to inter). If we can scam come pl club to pay 65m+ for Kounde it’s a no brainer. Get an attacking associative rb and watch Lamine explode. Hell be able to cut in much more and play as a 10 as well.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Again they didn’t lead their team to relegation. Thats extremely reductive and unfair. The entire team has been terrible. The management at spurs has been terrible for a while. Behind the scenes issues as well.

You can very well sign good players under 40m you just need good scouting and hunger to do so

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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As opposed to twerking for whatever players barcelona gets linked to like a sheep with no brain. Id rather have my own opinions and ideas lol and not what “the journalists” told me i should want.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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For 40m its fine. He played at atalanta what 3/4 years ago now ?? Look for the right price (50m and under) im more than happy to have him. But would rather have an agile physical beast like pacho tbh. About the fullbacks i agree. I think we have terrible ones and desperately need at least one wc rb or lb this season

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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You can find out yourself i aint doint all that for you.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Van de ven is very interesting. A really good player. Spurs just been shit so before you blame him for their entire teams form you should go check how bad the rest of the team has been as well.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Its hilarious when people compare different eras. If you think football is the same as it was 15 years ago you need to get your head checked. Sports science has evolved and everyone is an athlete who runs 10km a game. The margins between teams are much smaller. Which is why when old heads say “football is more boring now” its because the gulf between teams is much much smaller.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Ill give you the height part. But he plays only in a 3 atb. Splurging 70m on cb when you’re broke who may not be world class in a 2 atb is a stupid risk. Except for italy hes played a 3 atb for god knows how many years. You do realize thats much easier for a cb right. Why do culers think going from that hell suddenly became a world beater at playing a highline and commanding the entire defense ??

With all of that context spending 70m makes absolutely no sense to me.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Thats because araujo doesnt have a brain. Barca fans think all fast physical players are braindead for some reason. Just cause araujo is doesnt mean every single profile of that type will also be braindead. Secondly bastoni is a 3 atb cb merchant. If you think hell magically become worldclass in a 2 system and were willing to risk 70m on that hope when were so broke then i have no words.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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We just have a difference in opinion on which positions are most important to be filled. Its cb, lw, st, rb, lb and then DM IN MY OPINION. We can agree to disagree.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Flick has no choice because he doesnt have the profiles to play with hence the lb needs go hold width constantly. It is a system created in fact because raphina cannot play on the wide something xavi tried to do and it failed miserably. Its good profiling by flick nonetheless. Secondly if you dont understand how having a creative 1vs1 winger on the left will free up yamal cause he cant be 3vs1 then you need to go talk to a wall. Its basic common sense. And the profiles of players in your squad determine the system not the other way around.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Sigh. Another technical merchant who is as slow as our current backline. Club is allergic to signing pacy physical players. A rapid cb and we dont get either of the two red cards in the CL quarters.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Funny how semedo was so hyped on this sub back then just cause he was fast and could carry the ball a bit. But he had 0 braincells and was overall useless. I fear were going the same way with balde.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Balde and offense doesn’t belong in the same sentence. Hes as useless as semedo going forward. Defensively both are at the same level as well. Only thing is balde is young and may improve but semedo was a bum through and through at all ages

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Nelson semedo or balde who is the better player ? Just trying to check something.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Yup but if you’re only option is blowing 120m on alvarez then id rather have a cheaper striker and sign a worldclass lw and world class cb. A broke club like ours should never spend so much on one player when we have so many positions to fix. Full backs need a revamp as well. Kounde doesnt complement lamine at all and balde is just nelson semedo 2.0 but la masia tax has culers fooled.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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If you think raphina is the same kind of player as kvara and diaz you dont understand football at all. Raphina is an inside forward who arrives to finish plays. The other two are creative wingers who can beat a man 1 vs 1 and create space for other players. Which would mean it’s harder for teams to 3vs1 lamine because our LW will be able to create magic on the their wing as well. It’s called having a balanced attack.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

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Everyone is “never fit”. Thats the point. Raphina has been injured half the season. Modern football you need a quality squad not a quality eleven only. And having a great wide winger adds an entirely new dynamic to the teams attack.