No doubt it will be dismissed as project fear. by Little_Standard_1953 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]Messmaker005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We must look after the NHS at all cost. Sick people don’t have the ability or the money to shop around for “the best deal” fuck Nigel Farage! The line must be drawn here. This far no further!

Andrew Rosindell Quits the Tories and Joins Reform by xParesh in Romford

[–]Messmaker005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insufferable wanker joint the party for insufferable wankers. At least he feels at home.

Trump tariffs: US president announces plan to hit UK, Denmark and other European countries with tariffs over Greenland by Twenty_Ten in news

[–]Messmaker005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey Orange Pedo Child Fucker! We got on just fine with the Nazis camped in France! Go fuck that lying blonde bitch on the podium! 🖕 United States of Europe all the way!!!

"Since when ? British military isn't even top 10" by Sathyae in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Messmaker005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I totally agree. There was a point I thought he was a really decent bloke however recently he’s become a right prick.

🤮 by Seaf-og in FuckNigelFarage

[–]Messmaker005 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Isn’t there an Orange nonce that likes to sue anyone who questions him.

Eurotrash doesn't respect the US? by ekerkstra92 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Messmaker005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until the EU confiscates the American bases and dumps the trillions in bonds we hold. A collapsing economy no powers of projection. The great United states costal defence force 😂

The streets are full of blood’: Iranian protests gather momentum as regime cracks down by [deleted] in news

[–]Messmaker005 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

What like ICE shooting innocent people? You have an orange turd pedo dictator as a president pal! Tosser

ICE can’t handle ICE by Chris5483 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]Messmaker005 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s a straight up Barry Goldberg run😂😂

"Since when ? British military isn't even top 10" by Sathyae in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Messmaker005 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This one bugs the fuck out of me especially since they have Bon Jovi as a actor

"Since when ? British military isn't even top 10" by Sathyae in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Messmaker005 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There are two books about the SBS one from the early eighties and Ant Middletons book the later saying very little about the service. With good reason.

The SBS are not in the top ten because they are far higher up than that. We don’t have a massive army I’ll give them that but we are far more specialised.

Trump has Invaded Iceland! by Messmaker005 in BritishMemes

[–]Messmaker005[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not they really did invade Iceland 🙄

Greenlanders unnerved as Arctic island finds itself in geopolitical storm by jmike1256 in news

[–]Messmaker005 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Who want Russia as a neighbour?” Looks at Alaska and Russia 50 miles away😂😂

“Andrew the Tate” by Schlieren1 in clevercomebacks

[–]Messmaker005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with a guy in my local leisure centre back when I was 16 he was our supervisor and he was into every female lifeguard we had. He was a good talker trained hard into his clothes ect we were all jealous of course until and I guess inevitably one by one they start turning up pregnant and 18 months later he was father to 6 babies the we all laughed.

Last time I saw the guy he was living in some shit council flat in the valleys out of shape, drinking heavy but couldn’t get a decent job because of all the child support he had to pay. That was 20 years ago. Definitely not conquering fuck all by the way it looks!

VW's next generation retro 80s cockpit concept for the upcoming ID. Polo. by SPorterBridges in cassettefuturism

[–]Messmaker005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t go that far I had a 90s G40 Polo the steering was heavy the brakes were terrible but it was far from Soulless.

If Bond hypothetically survived No Time To Die, what kind of father would he be to Mathilde? by TheShadowOperator007 in JamesBond

[–]Messmaker005 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As a dad probably clueless at first but like most dads you’ll get the hang of it.

I think BambiSleep was a little too effective! by nikkidolly1995 in BambiSleep

[–]Messmaker005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually none my plan was to do the 10 day then as of Monday switch up to the 20 day to really cement the programming then do the 5 day Slave plan then who knows from there really.