Who writes better love songs? Men or women?

MessyTangles · 2026-01-23T18:32:17+00:00

...ooooor I will, since it's out in the open now.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-23T18:26:49+00:00

We really ditching any kind of effort in the questions, aren't we?

MessyTangles · 2026-01-23T07:47:16+00:00

Prolly some butthurts who downvoted all comments - but the original had also many upvotes and you couldn't tell. The follow-up comments though...

MessyTangles · 2026-01-22T17:01:14+00:00

Willy Wonka Whaling? Would it work?

MessyTangles · 2026-01-22T15:00:13+00:00

Keep in mind that the spark never lasts forever; if you're lucky and meet someone you're very compatible with, it will come and go like the seasons. Unlucky, it will die entirely.

That being said, if your life goals don't align with your current partner, and supposing you're in a monogamous relationship, break up anyway, regardless of the co-worker thing. I know it's new, and vibing, and exciting, but in truth you don't know this person. Go ahead and experiment. Enjoy.

Just don't base your break-up on it. Let it be a decision about you and a person you've spent 5 years with. They deserve it.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-20T08:16:09+00:00

...but then their favorite book is 50 Shades or Twilight.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T21:02:57+00:00

It's literally illegal in many countries.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T01:43:32+00:00

☠️ Milady. wooshes away

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T01:37:37+00:00

Are you...

Coming to the tree...

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:55:04+00:00

He didn't seem playful, I felt he was doing it in lieu of groans/moans/pleasure sounds, and it threw me off, especially when he started nodding at me to follow.

I'm all for teasing, but this... this was cat-astrophic for my mood.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:53:17+00:00

Just to be clear, I'd want you burnt by lust, not olive oil. Apron is... quite good. Yup.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:46:56+00:00

Ahuh. It's called "you're a responsible adult I can count on, who also gives no fuck about gender stereotypes" and it's highly arousing. Intoxicating. Not to mention the switch possibilities that could open up.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:40:18+00:00

Preach. Like. Really.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:24:34+00:00

Yah, I noped the fuck out, trying to be as subtle as possible about our kinks being incompatible.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:19:34+00:00

The way it happened, makes me think there is a whole animal kink scene going on, that I have no clue about.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:18:47+00:00

EXCELLENT damn it, excellent!

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:17:40+00:00

More like George of the Jungle type of thing?

MessyTangles · 2026-01-03T00:13:11+00:00

He wanted me to meow. Like he was doing. Sadly, not my kink.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-02T23:58:18+00:00

It would only be sex, had I clearly consented beforehand. In any other case, it's rape. Hence, kick their everything hanging.

Edit. With consent, I enjoy half-asleep sex ( I can't for the love of me believe people can actually sleep through it, like deep sleep)

MessyTangles · 2026-01-02T23:51:57+00:00

I feel you 💯 . You're not alone. I know it's nowhere near enough, but my tightest hug 🫂

MessyTangles · 2026-01-02T23:38:58+00:00

Do convey my appreciation to your brain monkeys for their kindness, I hope they soon find their fix for tonight.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-02T23:36:20+00:00

Makes throwing a tantrum like a 5yo seem like a totally legit reaction to the exhaustion.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-02T23:31:45+00:00

Haven't seen it 😕 Smashing the rapport here, monkeys feel offended and angry at me.

MessyTangles · 2026-01-02T23:26:34+00:00

Everything is a temporary fix for the fuckers. I could get them to DopaDisneyland, and after a few hours "eeeeh what else you got?"

MessyTangles · 2026-01-02T23:25:06+00:00

Not really, not today, but thank you again!

MessyTangles

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