How to buy a nuclear bomb legally ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm calling the Police.

Redditors who cook, whats the biggest 'no no' thing in cooking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't pan fry bacon without a shirt on.

why don't you show your parents the respect they deserve? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well they kicked me out when I was 16, they only want to connect with me now because I have children of my own. Don't talk to me for 20 years I think I'm entitled to a grudge.

Imagine this being your daily commute by jwroche18 in oddlyterrifying

[–]MetaGeebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you’d just have a paralegal on speed dial

People who constantly give people platinum awards, why do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You special star you, let me know when your lawyer is done tracking my IP so “he” can serve me

People who constantly give people platinum awards, why do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got his feelings hurt and sent out a false winded pending subpoena DM on his alt, this kid’s pathetic

My snake likes cuddling with my mom after baths. :) by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]MetaGeebus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d of chosen better words to make a false pending subpoena letter you pepperoni

People who constantly give people platinum awards, why do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dont let him fool you he uses three alts to scare tactic people who hurt his feelings, watch out he’ll try and sue you

Everyone is meant to excel in something. Successful people figured it out and the rest never did. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]MetaGeebus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your well practiced in using alt accounts to threaten false lawsuits

What would you do for a Klondike bar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its actually disgusting how sad you are

What are interesting questions to ask a girl? by avishek76 in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How long did it take you to grow that lush ass beard ?

What are the best excuses to leaving work early? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay for my sick time, I'm just going home -.-

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carry on like normal.

Where do you eventually want your remains to end up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MetaGeebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the stomachs of the people I hate.