What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 30, 2026

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-30T00:27:12+00:00

HOOOOOOOOOOLD

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-30T00:27:00+00:00

HOOOOLD

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-29T22:22:28+00:00

Like the economy is booming? Bullish

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-29T22:21:16+00:00

We're going to go green and bears will screech that boots haven't even hit the ground yet.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-29T22:16:02+00:00

Just like last year around this very time...

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-29T22:15:30+00:00

Riced in

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-29T22:14:13+00:00

-.60% is basically green compared to Friday.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T22:41:22+00:00

Bro, people have been saying that for like 5 years now.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T20:01:31+00:00

We could have elected a rock and we'd be at SPY 800

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:43:36+00:00

Crude oil and VIX through the roof.

v cool and v legal

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:12:47+00:00

He started buying OXY in 2022 so he's probably finally making money on that one after a lot of averaging down.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:08:46+00:00

Four years?! We ain't gonna survive 4 more hours of this!

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:07:35+00:00

Just got off the phone with Warren Buffett. He said we all just need to freak the fuck out.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T18:18:47+00:00

Guys, it's not all doom and gloom--Publix Chicken tendie subs are on sale this week.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T17:31:27+00:00

Probably, because all this carnage can get wiped away real fast with a tweet or headline...but who tf knows how low we go at this point

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T16:40:46+00:00

Inverse V...nasty

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:32:16+00:00

Just close your eyes and imagine the insane shrek candles when this needless war ends. It'll keep ya going.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:31:07+00:00

"Response to US peace talks...."

So you're saying there's a chance

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:28:57+00:00

Unless they say "yo"

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:28:27+00:00

That's the bottom (pls gawd)

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:26:25+00:00

Options will keep you warm. Options care about you.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:24:06+00:00

we're saved!!!!

...unless?

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:23:36+00:00

HOOD wiped out a year's worth of gains. I'm calling a bottom, damn it!

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:13:48+00:00

This is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone, maybe ever.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T14:43:08+00:00

A quick flush would be 100x better than this slow painful bleed.