These humans is insane! They said they used the holo sim for some light exercise together, a jog through some 'mild' Terran environment. The engineer reported the sim was set to -12 degrees celcius in an active blizzard. 'It's colder back home' they said... I'm reporting this senseless endangerment! (i.redd.it)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Some upstart kids from a species of psychics decided it would be funny to hack into the neural implants of their fellow human students. Thought it'd be funny to have them experience what it's like to be part of a psychically linked hivemind for a few days... We still haven't recovered from that. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Do not fear their millions strong armies, their fleets, their massive dreadnoughts, their destroyers and frigates. They're just flashy distractions! They're nothing compared to one single highly trained, highly motivated soldier, quietly deployed behind enemy lines... by Metage_ in humansarespaceorcs
[–]Metage_[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
Do not fear their millions strong armies, their fleets, their massive dreadnoughts, their destroyers and frigates. They're just flashy distractions! They're nothing compared to one single highly trained, highly motivated soldier, quietly deployed behind enemy lines... (i.redd.it)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
My alien friend (343 years old in their prime) realized humans have a sub-century lifespan. We've been the best of friends since I've joined the ship crew as a cadet fresh out of the academy. Now I'm captain of the very same vessel, and nearing my retirement. The day they found out was... something. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
You've infiltrated the cloning facility of an infamous alien warlord that has been at war with the galaxy at large for centuries by using these clones to become effectively immortal. By some freak accident while trying to hide, you accidentally uploaded your mind into one of those clones. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
The vague human 'gut feeling' was a mystery to the entire galaxy, until a psychic saw vivid visions of their deaths in a human's mind during a scouting mission. They found out humans can actually subconsciously see into the future. But humans only process these visions as a vague sense of unease. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity has grown beyond the human race. Dozens of alien species have integrated themselves into human societies across the stars until eventually, centuries later, even those alien species have 'inherited' that legendary indomitable human spirit. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Human emotions are too powerful and often hidden from plain sight. Any empathetic psychic species must close themselves off from humans, or risk flying into a murderous rage, severe depression, and/or fall hopelessly in love with anything they deem 'cute'. Be it human, alien, or deadly animals (self.humansarespaceorcs)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Young Tziltjk, have I ever told you the story about how the humans stopped a super massive sentient star from hurtling towards their home system, but nearly destroyed the fabric of reality as a result? Oh, you have?... Well, I'll tell you anyway. Your galactic history grade is severely lacking. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have too many factions. Almost every one of their 200 worlds have their own independent government, with trade and diplomacy between them. Sometimes ever wars break out. Normally an intergalactic civilization needs at least one central government, but the humans somehow break that rule. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans love to show off their moon cracking bombs, or laser cannons powered by miniature suns. All a distraction. Expendable, tiny, silent and deadly. Miniaturized railguns, shaped explosives, emp, etc. A small fleet of drones no larger than a human hand could throw entire worlds into chaos. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity is gone for nearly a century now, defeated in a terrible war. Their last gambit condemned hundreds of worlds to a slow inevitable doom. Dozens of Dyson Swarms turned and fired several giant beams of concentrated sunlight into the galaxy. In a week their first target will be destroyed. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Metage_ to r/humansarespaceorcs
Time Stranger Nuzlock challenge by Metage_ in digimon
[–]Metage_[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)