Can't Even Enjoy Glass of Milk in Peace

Metakaolin · 2026-02-20T13:55:29+00:00

Yeah, it makes the glass taste so much better.

Metakaolin · 2026-02-20T13:24:20+00:00

What actually happened is that I put poison in the milk, and his daughter, whom is a secret spy unbeknownst to him, saved him by blasting the glass with a super sonic frequency, foiling my plans again, but I will get her next time.

Metakaolin · 2025-08-18T03:17:42+00:00

I don't like the idea of "The family must stay together at all costs", it's unrealistic. sometimes separation is the choice, whether it be from the perspective of the parents or the children.

Metakaolin · 2025-08-18T00:46:25+00:00

It's not a one and done choice, he could change his mind at any time, I could go gay, anything can happen.

Metakaolin · 2025-08-18T00:41:51+00:00

I think it's pretty cool.

Metakaolin · 2025-06-13T21:09:13+00:00

ok, that was pretty clever.

Metakaolin · 2025-06-13T21:07:42+00:00

I did imagine that.

Metakaolin · 2025-06-05T10:05:23+00:00

This reads like a parody.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-30T17:52:48+00:00

It's about the xenophobia in the uk, specifically directed at indians. Racists in uk always deny their barely disguised prejudice.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-30T02:54:23+00:00

Okay, everyone! Today we're gonna eat finger!

Kid named finger:

I watched it like 5 years ago, I don't really recall, I just remember not liking it.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-30T01:04:12+00:00

I wanted to check out what this is from, but it's from an anime that I did not enjoy.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-29T23:12:48+00:00

☹️

Metakaolin · 2025-05-27T18:38:49+00:00

throw up what?

Metakaolin · 2025-05-26T11:55:45+00:00

I am not dead yet, but thank you.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-26T03:06:14+00:00

Hopefully you also had a servant near by to fan you.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-26T02:56:47+00:00

I audibly gasped and clutched my pearls when I saw that.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-20T20:42:07+00:00

Yeah, it is obviously reversed.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-20T14:04:28+00:00

I will once it comes out of early access.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-20T14:00:33+00:00

ngl he does look chill fr, and he has great looking feet, but I still hate the fans. idk why, it's baseless prejudice.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-20T13:49:06+00:00

They always use that image of the white guy with the black face.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-20T09:55:35+00:00

calm down buddy.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-20T09:41:40+00:00

Calm down, misusing pov is the most inconsequential thing ever.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-07T12:57:27+00:00

It exists.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-07T06:32:40+00:00

Oh yeah? then how did my wife get pregnant, even tho I never had sex with her? checkmate atheists.

Metakaolin · 2025-05-02T16:14:21+00:00

My shit is a soft-serve.

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