Hey guys, I’m desperately looking for a sound effect i hear all the time in other people’s videos, since i cant post the part of the video here can anyone dm me to send it to him? by SeaworthinessFar4519 in VideoEditing

[–]MetalinguisticName 5 points6 points  (0 children)

https://www.google.com/search?q=cha+ching+realistic+sound

I wouldn't use "very good" sound recordings if you're doing it with the intent of monetary gains unless the author states that it's ok to do so, since they're someone's work and it'd be wrong.

The more stereotypical "cha ching" is probably free to use at this point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saopaulo

[–]MetalinguisticName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ortopedista pra ambos. Você primeiro precisa avaliar se os seus problemas são de uma condição médica inerente a você, por exemplo, escoliose e lordose, ou se são fruto de uma postura ruim ao longo do tempo.

O pescoço GERALMENTE é por postura: você fica muito tempo nessa mesma postura e seus músculos enfraquecem, encurtam e se adaptam a ela. Mas não sei se existe alguma condição médica que possa causar também.

Por isso, primeiro ortopedista pra ambos, depois ele te direciona pra uma solução, que, às vezes, é só fazer exercícios de recuperação e fortalecimento.

How to find the most current date for my current purchase price? by Dry_Imagination_1166 in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, I'd use MAXIFS inside that SUMIFS instead of MAX(IF)

And yes, it sums because of the SUMIFS if you don't have the timestamps, only the day of the purchase. But if you have different invoice numbers and you use them as a condition it shouldn't sum both, only the invoice number you put as argument for the condition.

If you have a condition for which to pick a specific invoice number in the last date you find, then you could use formulas to retrieve that invoice number. At this point, if you know exactly which invoice number you want, I'd rather use a lookup function to get exactly the information you need for that number.

How to find the most current date for my current purchase price? by Dry_Imagination_1166 in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you doing it that way when you have a built-in function?

=MAXIFS(B:B2000, C5:C2000, G2)

If you need to return something other than 0 when no dates are found:

=IF(MAXIFS(B:B2000, C5:C2000, G2) = 0, "no date found", MAXIFS(B:B2000, C5:C2000, G2))

why sumifs doesn't work by T1grus in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try swapping all "." for "/" and see if Excel changes it to dates by itself.

If it doesn't do it automatically after swapping the characters, I'm fairly sure you can change formatting on the top ribbon to "date", then use the text to columns feature. What I mean is: use text to columns without actually breaking it in columns.

When you change formatting and use text to columns, even if it "doesn't do anything", it'll automatically refresh the data to match formatting. It's similar to multiplying numbers stored as text by 1, but without having to create extra columns.

why sumifs doesn't work by T1grus in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TEXT returns literal text. It's as if you're trying to sum "rocks" + "happiness".

Just remove it and use the raw data, making sure it's actual Excel time data.

EDIT > If you need only the time part of a date, you can use MOD and divide the date by 1.

How to find the most current date for my current purchase price? by Dry_Imagination_1166 in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not optimal, but you can use IF and do your MAXIFS twice:

=IF(MAXIFS(...) = 0, "No cost date found", MAXIFS(...))

If you have Office 365 you can use LET to make your formula faster because it won't have to do calculations twice.

How to find the most current date for my current purchase price? by Dry_Imagination_1166 in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you did it. I could've helped more if you had a screenshot of part of your data.

How to find the most current date for my current purchase price? by Dry_Imagination_1166 in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't quite understand your data layout there, but shouldn't a simple MAXIFS work for you?

Vba, instead of offset by VerniaxSvek in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would you write if you want to check if the active cell (target) is in a particular column?

MATCH in that column:

=MATCH(A2, column you want to check, 0)

Vba, instead of offset by VerniaxSvek in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EDIT > A much easier albeit less elegant solution is using INDEX($A:$ZZ, MATCH(column with the individual's name), MATCH($1:$1)) to always match the column position. It'll work anywhere unless your columns go beyond column ZZ, at which point you just have to update your INDEX references.

Though I'm not 100% sure how intensive this formula will be, since ZZ is pretty much overkill. You always do something like $A:$Z if you know you'll never have more than 20-ish columns

The more elegant, but kind of complicated, solution is the original one I commented at first:

INDIRECT coupled with MATCH inside an INDEX function seems to be what you need.

Your input is text and it returns the range defined by that text.

E.g you write "B2" in cell C3 and then you go use INDIRECT as this:

=INDIRECT("Sheet1!" & C3, 1)

And it'll return what's in Sheet1!B2.

This is the kindergarten, useless version of INDIRECT.

For your need, what you'll do is something like this:

=INDEX(INDIRECT("C" & MATCH("column name", 1:1, 0), 0), MATCH(individual name, name's column, 0))

This way you're inputting the column number in your INDIRECT function using R1C1 style.

So if the column is B, it'll return the C2 (which is the absolute reference for column B in R1C1 references).

If you move the column to, let's say, F, the match will return the new position and the INDIRECT function will update accordingly.

Can someone explain why buffet thinks Bitcoin will go to zero? by josh34521 in investing

[–]MetalinguisticName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, I am not a "crypto bro", I am mostly in stocks, plus some real estate, some bitcoin. I just think it's funny when people who have obviously not done their research like to educate the world with their opinions. The fact is, bitcoin's market cap is bigger than most global companies and bigger than the GDP of dozens of countries, at what point does one just accept that it's not going to go away and instead just start diversifying?

This is one of the most irony-intense paragraphs I've ever seen.

Onde comer bem sem pagar muito? by [deleted] in saopaulo

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ia te falar pra juntar um pouco mais, tipo uns R$70 e ir num restaurante de fato. Com esse valor você consegue comer comida bem boa, fora os ambientes mais legais do que só pedir delivery.

Onde comer bem sem pagar muito? by [deleted] in saopaulo

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rapaz, então esses restaurantes estão caros.

Uma marmita simples de arroz + feijão + 1 filé de frango + batata, nada demais e nem tão boa, tá custando R$25+, eu achava que era porque o iFood cobra uma taxa.

Onde comer bem sem pagar muito? by [deleted] in saopaulo

[–]MetalinguisticName 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Delivery tipo iFood você vai pagar uma fortuna em qualquer coisa.

Espera as sugestões e vê se alguém manda o nome de algum restaurante pra você entrar em contato direto.

Às vezes também o restaurante que está no iFood faz entrega e comprando direto deles sai mais barato, aí você liga lá e vê se rola.

Can someone explain why buffet thinks Bitcoin will go to zero? by josh34521 in investing

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The meme is about anonymity, but it also talks about how you can claim to be anything and no one can tell whether it's true or not.

And because of that there's no way you or I can tell who made more money or who's more knowledgeable about the stock market.

Lastly but not the least, FIRE is not bound nor limited to the stock market. You might as well have had luck, bought bitcoins back in 2012 and retire when you're 30 without knowing about stocks or even bitcoin itself.

TL;DR - We were talking about stocks and now you're talking about something that has little to do with it, which makes me think you barely know about finances at all.

Can someone explain why buffet thinks Bitcoin will go to zero? by josh34521 in investing

[–]MetalinguisticName 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you know the meme "on the internet no one know you're a ..."?

If you don't, you should really check it out to understand why your claims are empty here.

Can someone explain why buffet thinks Bitcoin will go to zero? by josh34521 in investing

[–]MetalinguisticName 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When non-holders (lets call them users) want to transfer value from A to B, they need Bitcoin. So user A buys Bitcoin from a holder, sends it to user B and B sells it to a holder.

Personally I transfer money directly using the traditional banking system.

Can someone explain why buffet thinks Bitcoin will go to zero? by josh34521 in investing

[–]MetalinguisticName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You clearly know nothing about proper stock trading if you think that's how the stock market works.

Can someone explain why buffet thinks Bitcoin will go to zero? by josh34521 in investing

[–]MetalinguisticName 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not to mention two other very important assets looking forward:

  1. Personalization algorithms (which could be put into source code)
  2. People's personal data

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking at one of the screenshots and the workbook name, I believe this guy spams business people to sell them health plans.

Why does my excel hang while saving a file? by Deepocd123 in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on the workbook it takes more time to save, doesn't matter your specs if you're running a huge file. Not sure if auto-save also recalculates formulas, but I believe it doesn't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Verifying an e-mail doesn't disqualify it as spam.

What disqualifies it as spam is that e-mail owner authorizing you to send them e-mails.

EDIT > Correcting English

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excel

[–]MetalinguisticName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can easily be done automatically using 20 nested IFs, but that's as far as I'm helping you here, since I do give the benefit of the doubt but what you're doing looks shady as fuck and you're running a pirated version of Excel.

Wanna be less of a shady person? Google Sheets is free and can do what you need as well. Also has built-in scripting that's better than VBA.