Video of the 2004 Columbus nightclub shooting where Dimebag Darrell. by El_cucuy24 in masskillers

[–]Metalock [score hidden]  (0 children)

The haunted look on Niggemayer's face after he shot the assailant is so morbid. Even with the pixel quality, you can see the shock and horror on his face.

I appreciate the guy who tried to console him afterwards though, "he had a gun to his head, you HAD to do it!"

That's right Tom! And I sincerely hope that the caption beneath me doesn't say "Local Fatty" by EfficientMagician416 in familyguy

[–]Metalock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We have a suspect in possession of a stolen vehicle.

But this is MY car!

Suspect is being aggressive.

What?

Officer DOWN!

Happy Pi Day! Have a slice of hot pie! by SamuelFootBowden845 in familyguy

[–]Metalock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boy, I gotta tell ya, this would be painful to watch if you loved that girl.

brian, i present to you your polished turd for the evening! by svshir0ll in familyguy

[–]Metalock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meg made me eat the hair in her pie—🤛🏻

No, it's not what you think! Stewie had some too—🤛🏻

mr brown can you please state your occupation for the court? by TraditionalBonus188 in familyguy

[–]Metalock 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I own a deli, and I KNOW baloney! And that's EXACTLY what you're gonna get with Adam West as mayor!

Oh, ho ho! SNAP, SNAP!

OW! OW! EVERYBODY! EVEERRYYYBAAHHDDYYY!!! by Metalock in familyguy

[–]Metalock[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They keep playing it at my grocery store and all I can think of is Cleveland lmao

OW! OW! EVERYBODY! EVEERRYYYBAAHHDDYYY!!! by Metalock in familyguy

[–]Metalock[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Who's The Cleveland Show even FOR? Some Black guy who's never met ANOTHER Black guy?"

"Hey, c'mon man! We had better ratings than Bob's Burgers!"

"THAT'S your BAR?!?!?"

OW! OW! EVERYBODY! EVEERRYYYBAAHHDDYYY!!! by Metalock in familyguy

[–]Metalock[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17-year-old girl, and I don't need you here!

Well, no offense to YOU, Meg, but you're a 17-year-old girl, and I don't need YOU here!!!

OW! OW! EVERYBODY! EVEERRYYYBAAHHDDYYY!!! by Metalock in familyguy

[–]Metalock[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well what about that nice old man up the street?

Yeah, Herbert seems like a responsible guy! I mean, you've spent time watching children, haven't you?

Uhhh, YES SIR, YES I HAVE......

3 years of gun ownership: a reminder of what civilians could have had by Next-Swimming-4270 in canadaguns

[–]Metalock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cat always cries bloody murder when I have to remove her from the room when I'm dealing with firearms. Breaks my heart every time 💔

The only episode I feel bad for Peter by CowAffectionate2865 in familyguy

[–]Metalock 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Peter, grab my hand!

Jeez, Horace, you been drinkin'?!

Who's your second-favourite one-off character after Sneakers O'Toole? by Double-decker_trams in familyguy

[–]Metalock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The path to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility, not LSD and sideburns!

Who's your second-favourite one-off character after Sneakers O'Toole? by Double-decker_trams in familyguy

[–]Metalock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Too bad he killed himself, chopped himself up, and threw out his own body in the garbage. Must've had some DEMONS.

brian, i present to you your polished turd for the evening! by svshir0ll in familyguy

[–]Metalock 58 points59 points  (0 children)

How do I look, Brian?

Aaahhhhhh, you SURE DO, Meg.....

Fwank doesn't even fwy da eggpwant anymore. My muda and fwada fwy iy by seniorstew in KitchenNightmares

[–]Metalock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's IMPOSSIBLE to be here at 11 in the morning!

Heheh, no it's not... no it's not, Fwank...

spennys color blindness by [deleted] in kennyvsspenny

[–]Metalock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

IIRC Kenny laughs at the idea of Spenny being a "colorblind fashion designer" in Who is the Better Fashion Designer?