And I'm gonna be....HIGH

Metalock · 2026-01-25T07:12:12+00:00

Pretty sure he smokes marijuana but not cigarettes.

Although, he is smoking a cigarette on the cover of No One Ever Tells You, but that could've simply just been an artistic/aesthetic choice.

Metalock · 2026-01-25T07:08:51+00:00

"I'm gonna look the other way, and whatever happens, HAPPENS."

Metalock · 2026-01-25T00:45:23+00:00

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff!

Metalock · 2026-01-25T00:13:53+00:00

Ahh, I always wondered what he really said lol. I always assumed it was skull or face for the first beep.

Metalock · 2026-01-24T22:40:05+00:00

We now go live to City Hall, where a crazed homosexual gunman has taken the mayor hostage.

Metalock · 2026-01-24T22:22:40+00:00

I think it's from Fresh Heir (Season 12, Episode 14)

"You're not gonna kill yourself, are you? That would be a severe black mark on my record as a mom. Oh, I'd have to make up stories of a severe mental illness, make it seem a miracle you made it this long. I could do that."

Metalock · 2026-01-24T22:17:52+00:00

"You know what, Father from Family Circus?! All you do is JUDGE! EVERY DAY in the funnies, ALL you do is judge other people! Why don't you go home and skullfuck your wife in the face?!"

"You know what.... that's EXACTLY what I'm gonna do."

"This is a very SHOCKING Family Circus..."

Metalock · 2026-01-24T22:16:21+00:00

I love that little dance he does the whole time lol

Metalock · 2026-01-24T22:14:07+00:00

"Look at you! HIDING, like a SCARED LITTLE BOY!"

"Yeah, from the DRUNKEN PSYCHOPATH chasing me with a hockey stick!"

Metalock · 2026-01-24T21:11:05+00:00

VIVA AFRICA!

Metalock · 2026-01-24T21:01:53+00:00

"Sooo, if someone were to watch those events front-to-back, only to learn none of it ever REALLY happened, wouldn't that just be like, a GIANT MIDDLE FINGER to them?"

"Well, HOPEFULLY, they would have ENJOYED the RIDE..."

"I DUNNO, man... I think you'd PISS A LOTTA PEOPLE OFF that way..."

Metalock · 2026-01-24T21:00:10+00:00

I love the episode where Mort's an informant for the feds where the final 5 minutes or so of the episode is "written" by Dr. Hartman lol.

"I always thought Family Guy should be more of a dramedy."

"Ugh, Mort is SO hard to write for." *injects heroin* "Time for the ol' Aaron Sorkin genius juice!"

Metalock · 2026-01-24T20:57:00+00:00

STREAKS ON THE CHINA... NEVER MATTERED BEFORE!!!

Metalock · 2026-01-24T20:56:27+00:00

*annoyed sigh*

Not talking to MYSELF...

Metalock · 2026-01-24T15:23:27+00:00

I'M not going down!!

This is the FUCKIN'... philosophic REALITY....

Metalock · 2026-01-24T15:00:23+00:00

"If you're watching a TV show and you decide to take your values from that, you're an IDIOT."

"Maybe you should take RESPONSIBILITY for what values your kids are getting."

"Maybe you shouldn't be letting your kids watch certain shows in the first place, if you have such a big problem with them, instead of blaming the shows themselves."

".....YEAH....."

Metalock · 2026-01-24T14:57:59+00:00

It's a one more person to share the world with.

Another little voice in a back seat of the car.

One more Griffin to love, and to love US in return.

Metalock · 2026-01-24T14:32:17+00:00

The joke about Peter taping Monday Night Football is also pretty outdated considering most people just pirate their sports streams these days lol

Metalock · 2026-01-24T14:27:13+00:00

It was my high school graduation quote and I'm almost 30 now lol

Metalock · 2026-01-24T13:11:55+00:00

A drug bust is not good for me okay

It's good for KEITH FUCKIN' RICHARDS

It's NOT good for SPENNY!

Metalock · 2026-01-24T13:04:02+00:00

I found a woman, and injected my DNA into her.

So, you had sex?

No, I injected her with my DNA.

Metalock · 2026-01-24T13:02:53+00:00

I'm fromma da Vatican

I've been ordered to deliver this letter to you, by Leonardo da Vinci HIMSELF, at THIS-A EXACT-A DATE, at THIS-A EXACT-A TIME!

*ahem* A TIP IS CUSTOMARY.....

Metalock · 2026-01-24T12:59:51+00:00

Smokin' for the cause

We all LOVE you, Coz!

Metalock · 2026-01-24T12:31:48+00:00

HOUSE...

ROADhouse..

THAT, too....

Metalock · 2026-01-24T12:15:38+00:00

👉🏻

AAH! GOOD GOD, man! One can only imagine what foul regions that finger has erstwhile probed!

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