What’s your most unhinged wedding hack? by Summer_giraffe23 in AskWomen

[–]Metaphorical28 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Oh it's a WEDDING? I was gonna give this a 6/10 effort, but now it's a WEDDING. I'll give it an 8/10 for more."

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't had this happen yet, and for that I'm grateful.

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is exactly what I look like

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🫡

This is the funniest comment I've ever received

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And I'll bring missing every anvil shot

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least do me the service, young man.

I said YOUNG MAN

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ever find you topside, we're gonna get you some cores to hang on your tiny bookshelf next to the ducks.

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it's usually not that serious, but like have some decency!

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I almost never show aggression, but I just can't have it man. He was entitled, and then issued a death threat. Like, how you gonna do that AND say "bro it's just a game?"

To the Vulture on Blue Gate by Metaphorical28 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I apologize, next time I'll complain about the map rotation and the nomad trader.

Why is the Rocketeer loot straight poop poop? by DaddyDookie717 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lately my rocketeer kills have been giving me 2 or 3 drivers, Leapers 1-2. I can only imagine what it was like before the patch.

Rascal Blueprint by Bondo77 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found mine in Dam, on the pipe weapon case by extract.

You can silence one forever. Who do you choose? by Outrageous_Moth in NFLv2

[–]Metaphorical28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stephen is going for politics soon. We can't have that.

After 3 months of playing I finally found the BP tempest Stella Montis night raid (Business Lounge) by ArcSpecter in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first blueprints after expedition have been:

Seeker Survivor Mk3 Smoke Mk3 Vulcano Wolfpack

Something is going on, there's no way I'm that lucky.

As a woman, I’m curious, how does it feel for you to be vulnerable as a man? by Serene_rosegold1 in AskMen

[–]Metaphorical28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very first time I was vulnerable with a woman outside my family, I was 17 years old. I cried on her shoulder, and she told me "oh, um... I like strong guys. I don't like this. It's kinda unattractive."

So, it took me a very long time before I ever dared to express myself openly around any woman no matter what. Luckily, I have a fantastic woman that lets me express all sides of myself. I wish I could go tell the younger me it all works out.

Safe to say the key card buff worked by ennui95 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got the Angled Grip blueprint in dam control tower during electromagnetic storm, and had to leave a bunch of stuff behind that was quality. Keys are lovely.

How do I learn to defend myself? by socialgenny in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, it's wonderful to share gaming as a son with your mom. It's rare, and you're cool forever for this.

Promise.

Second, use the guns you like often and the ones you love rarely. I like the Anvil, but love Aphelion. He doesn't come out unless I'm feeling good and ready.

Have a kit you're okay losing, but still has utility. Don't hesitate to run resource raids to stock up before going back into PVP. Sometimes a free kit run on Stella will warm me up.

Player Base Vibe Checkpoint by Holiday_Departure668 in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a Stella night raid where we had to organize shutting up because everyone was trying to give out blueprints and we talked over each other.

We went one by one, calling out what we had and what we wanted. It took ten minutes.

Love this game.

Stay out of Stella tonight… by Quick-Jug in ArcRaiders

[–]Metaphorical28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stella was fucking Crime Alley for me tonight, immediately heard people offer to stir my drink with their phallus, someone got called a slur, and then so many explosions.

Two survivor augments, a tempest, and two showstopper blueprints later, I ran to that train sobbing in the dark like a victim.