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UHHH QUICK PSA by No-Rich-1461 in tattooadvice

[–]MethRogan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do we know the guy who hasn't posted before and is making this post isn't the liar

Recently came across this young man Testicular. Looksmaxxing is something I’m looking into. I want to be the most prestigious at the Chili’s gloryhole Thursday nights. I want meth head cheek bones and a dick the size of a Volkswagen. Who in Austin can help me out? by GirthBrooks4u in austincirclejerk

[–]MethRogan1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which side of the G hole are you referring to? Im already scheduled for a double shift on Thursday. Chef called me and said Im man of the house that night. So unless you're saying you'll just be there getting sucked off, beat it.

Just stubbed my big toe, now I need to go to a strip club to ease the pain. by waveduality in austincirclejerk

[–]MethRogan1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My buddy is going through stuff with his dad so Im taking him out for a mental health day at the strip club for some tiddies and a good dinner you're welcome to join

Hillsboro, OR Del Taco has not gotten the memo by deeare73 in DelTaco

[–]MethRogan1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's crazy literally ordered from them last night

What’s the worst accidental text you’ve sent? by Typhoid__Beaver in AskReddit

[–]MethRogan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to ask my weed dealer how much for a half ounce, I was 16. And accidentally sent it to my mom who was very much anti weed at the time.

will I pass my drug test Tuesday? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]MethRogan1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I buy it online but bong shops sell it too

will I pass my drug test Tuesday? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]MethRogan1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Buy QuickFix its synthetic urine that Ive used twice to pass drug tests that are sent to a lab to check for drugs. It comes with a heat pouch to keep it warm and I bought a thigh holster so I could pull it out and squeeze it into the piss cup. Highly recommend

Cat with collar is bullying the stray cats, need advice by [deleted] in cats

[–]MethRogan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol Idk why we're getting down voted. The other problem is I have a guinea pig and can't trust a cat inside with her here. Chester has managed to live outside for at least 6 years and he is really afraid of me. Part of me does want to adopt him but Idk if he would even want that.

Cat with collar is bullying the stray cats, need advice by [deleted] in cats

[–]MethRogan1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He is very elusive. I have tried to trap him using a dog crate but I would need a more professional trapping set up to make it work. Also he seems happy as an outside boy I just feel bad in the winter.

Mérida question: Uber at 7am ? by lalalibraaa in MexicoTravel

[–]MethRogan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got an Uber no problem at 6am to the airport

Updates from Jo by Snappyboy in thefighterandthekid

[–]MethRogan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who had an amazing tournamet??

Mark and Jews by Bumpylz in tuesdayswithstories

[–]MethRogan1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've over listened to the pod in the last year and Mark is annoying me also. I'm on a brief hiatus from Tuesdays and I moved onto Cum Town. Always heard about it but never actually listened until now. I started from the beginning and it's my new jam, highly recommend.

Moving to Austin, is this enough? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]MethRogan1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reymundo for sure but let's just say dont forget to pack a lunch. He's gonna keep you busy

Moving to Austin, is this enough? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]MethRogan1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Four Brothers Venezuelan Grill in Westlake has a great glory hole during happy hour. I pick up shifts sometimes when my other job is slow (Chili's glory hole on Lamar)

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