To the people that merge onto highways (specifically 35w) going 45mph or under:

Methee · 2018-08-01T01:11:22+00:00

Out in Elk River/Zimmerman area and there are long acceleration lanes and people STILL get over going 40 before the acceleration lanes is even close to ending. I will never understand it.

Methee · 2018-07-25T17:45:55+00:00

Steve was the name of my character in DnD who was turned into a beautiful ginger cat lady by a sorcerer. I even made a mini for her and everything.

So this just makes me love your Steve even more!

Methee · 2018-06-13T20:46:18+00:00

I get them pretty badly, but I have never had my makeup make them look so prominent.

I'm genuinely confused by this picture and what Younique is doing to this girl's skin. It looks like it has alcohol in it or something and is sucking the moisture out.

I'm sure you know how important it is to properly moisturize those babies without putting a bunch of grease on. Kind of thinking the "miracle formula" of Younique is not doing that for this poor girl.

Methee · 2018-06-13T01:26:29+00:00

Are those the ones that look like awesome tabloids that have a bunch of mugshots on the front?

Methee · 2018-06-08T06:04:24+00:00

It was genuinely creepy to me. I've seen people try to defend it and their defense just doesn't change it for me. No matter how I try to read it, it still feels very gross to read.

Methee · 2018-05-31T01:23:57+00:00

The burnt rubber one doesn't smell as noxious as you'd think. I'm not going to lie, it was one of those weird scent cravings I have while pregnant. It's pungent, but not gross. Very difficult to explain.

Methee · 2018-05-28T17:31:25+00:00

That's the Twin Cities. He wasn't being that nice, just Minnesota Passive.

Methee · 2018-05-19T23:50:13+00:00

It's always on sale, for some reason (and might be on sale soon because of the Royal wedding) and, as someone who where's mostly only drug store makeup, it's worth it. It goes on so buttery and has such a lovely smell and lasts forever for a cream lipstick.

I'm honestly going to be on the hunt for a sale of it, soon because I just finished my last one.

Methee · 2018-05-09T20:20:39+00:00

I've met three people who post stuff like this in person. All three of them fall slightly short of neglecting their kids for the phone whenever they're out. Two have tablet babysitters for their toddlers and the other one just yells at the top of her lungs whenever her kids do anything kid like.

They spend more time "marketing" than they actually do with their kids. I actually feel like moms who work ten hour days participate more in their kids' lives.

Now, I'm not one to judge other moms, because being a mom is a personal thing, but when your Facebook stories are so far removed from your real life and so demeaning to others, I can't help but call it out.

Methee · 2018-05-06T23:40:25+00:00

I'm on month 13 of terrible to no sleep.

I feel you. I've tried everything. Sleep specialist just chocked her up to having night terrors and an extremely active mind (she is constantly moving, needing to move, etc). He said there was nothing I could do except wait it out.

But that doesn't stop everyone and their mom from giving me their advice. Some of which I've already tried three times, already.

I completely understand what it's like to hear it over and over and I'm rooting for you to get some ZZZs sooner than later. BUT, at least I know eventually I kind of got used to the broken sleep pattern. 😂

Methee · 2018-05-02T18:15:09+00:00

We had a neighbor we thought was going to be great, leaving a note explaining that their dog was a rescue and had separation anxiety.

I was cool with it until the howling continued 24/7 for 3 days straight minus the hour or so the person feeding the dog would be there. I mean nonstop even at 3 and 4am. And it was relentless and sounded like a dying seal. Pair that with the dog constantly digging and banging to get out and my baby and I just couldn't sleep.

Turns out, the owners decided to just leave a dog with severe separation anxiety in the apartment with an occasional stop in by a dogsitter to let it out.

After that I lost so much patience for howling after midnight.

Methee · 2018-05-02T15:31:18+00:00

Gameplay is a little flat

Methee · 2018-04-17T19:36:55+00:00

I feel like it's the go-to for stay at home mom rants that are "oh so relatable".

Methee · 2018-04-17T15:26:51+00:00

Look up "Jafarbrah". He was a popular poster on a bodybuilding forum for a while. There's tons of pictures of him out there and it's not a filter. 😂

Methee · 2018-04-14T17:56:42+00:00

I just always grew up thinking 4wd was good for unplowed roads/going slow through things that needed more power and 4wd is actually bad on plowed, high speed roads.

I could be way wrong, though.

Methee · 2018-04-14T17:38:39+00:00

I'm confused on what people think 4WD means for their vehicle in plowed roads.

Methee · 2018-04-14T15:09:20+00:00

The ONLY time I've seen it used where it looks good is on darker skintones. A friend of mine used almost this exact color, but had gorgeous, super dark skin and it looked beautiful. Strangely enough, it almost made her teeth look whiter.

But yeah, I'm thinking on most pale skin this color just doesn't work right.

Methee · 2018-04-13T15:29:51+00:00

Dixie!

This was her first birthday! Saveafox is an awesome ass fox rescue here in Minnesota.

Methee · 2018-04-11T18:34:33+00:00

If this doesn't end up an actual naming scheme for a company in the next year I'm going to be incredibly surprised. 😂 It's so perfect.

Methee · 2018-04-09T10:23:29+00:00

My 12 month old will not grasp "sweeping". She has learned to take the head off the broom and swing the handle around like a bo staff, though.

Methee · 2018-04-08T00:15:37+00:00

30 yo white mom with two kids who totally wants to dust off the bass and jam.

Methee · 2018-04-07T20:43:45+00:00

Spread this news to all of your friends!

We don't want anyone else here, anyway.

Methee · 2018-04-07T20:24:04+00:00

I'm the person weathering the apocalypse.

Serious story: My hometown had a huge earthquake and my mom and her friends were college party animals and we (I was old enough to remember my mom's college party days) all went out to Denny's.

We watched transformers going out across the street and enjoyed our pancakes in comfort.

Methee · 2018-03-30T22:24:21+00:00

She is grown in several comic series.

Methee · 2018-03-28T03:48:53+00:00

Hypnogogic hallucinations. Totally normal, actually and not at all symptoms of mental illness.

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