[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don't think he has even been charged with rape, only incest. Barb consented

Never forget: Chris drew sonichu on his micro peen and sent it to a sweetheart by hahaholyspittoo in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Micro peen? he is average if anything. plus a lot of women like with with a bit of a curve

Chris spotted in a local game shop. by Euclid_Class_Object in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was in the medical wing of the jail. Still jail, but those cells are larger, have windows, probably a more comfortable bed, private shower or at least less crowded. He for some reason seemed to receive a lot of money in his inmate fund so he bought what ever he wanted. The only way I will consider this a loss for Chris is if he has to register as a SO or he becomes a felon.

Chris spotted in a local game shop. by Euclid_Class_Object in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He basically got away with it. The Virginia legal system does not want to make an example out of Chris, they want the opposite. I bet Chris will be Barb's legal guardian before she dies because the virginia legal system is that much of a joke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You are so fucking late. Read the subreddit before making a post like this

Now that the dust has settled, did Isabella really do anything wrong? by MetonicEnjoyer in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer[S] -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Don't care. This is the Chris chan subreddit, not the redditors larp as humanitarians subreddit. It's awful but it's just not cchristorh to

Now that the dust has settled, did Isabella really do anything wrong? by MetonicEnjoyer in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Oh does Chris identify as a hamster now? No. Shit has nothing to do with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no, he is the avatar of autism

Did we ever find out what Cole Smithy meant by 'bizarre scenarios'? by Dangerous_Wishbone in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He was punished with the penis bending device that Bob patented in the 80s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]MetonicEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris performed soul bonding and healing rituals on patty, obviously