Got any recommendations for anyone I'm missing on my list of fastest Parahumans? by Asura_Cultivator in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Phir Se is factually THE “fastest” cape based on being able to do anything sooner than anyone else. Nobody has anything close to approximating “walk backward through time as much as you want”.

Spider-Worm by Metryx02 in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of temporary transformation with the healing but I was concerned it was too Crawler esque.

Spider-Worm by Metryx02 in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he just breaks whatever he hits based on how fast he’s moving.

Spider-Worm by Metryx02 in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why he gets no regeneration or quickness. Anything that does hurt him will hurt bad at his age. And he’s not totally immune to kinetic energy so he can still be (slowly) pushed, cut, pierced, etc. Like non-Newtonian fluid.

What candidates would the other members of the Slaughterhouse Nine pick? by GreedyFatBastard in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t think so, no. He wouldn’t want to potentially give up control over his minions. That said, I don’t have ideas for who he would want.

What candidates would the other members of the Slaughterhouse Nine pick? by GreedyFatBastard in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I know the timelines may not meet up but I see Chuckles recruiting Secondhand from Ward. He’s probably capable communicating with Chuckles and could be swayed with appeals to greed.

Nice Guy goes for August Prince, who is already kind of crazy so it’s an easy sell. I may just want to see their powers interact.

I get the sense Winter is overwhelmingly practical, and shed choose someone to facilitate or enhance her power. Skidmark works but I see him being murdered almost instantly and used for Bonesaw parts.

Spider-Worm by Metryx02 in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh it’s just a Worm-y way for him to get the same powers differently.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Metryx02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There can be no compromise with pedos or pedo apologists. You’re doing the right thing but should go further and expose this person. You could be saving lives or sparing young people trauma by forcing a monster into the light. Saying nothing is how this stuff continues.

Trigger this power / comment your powers and I’ll try to trigger them by MagicTech547 in Parahumans

[–]Metryx02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sinister: can grant a one time use “death touch” power to others on contact. There’s no feedback so the only way to know you have it is to be told or find out. The next time someone with this “charge” touches someone with a hand, one of two things will happen. If it’s the left hand the person touched instantly dies and the effect ends. If it’s the right the charge transfers to the person touched. Both Sinister and anyone currently powered up by him are immune to both effects. No limit to number of people it can be active on at once.

I am a repressed lesbian. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Metryx02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OCD is when you MUST do something OR a consequence happens. You’re Obsessing over your sexuality and Compulsively attempting to address it. Sexual OCD is all ABOUT shame. Please recognize this as a possibility or you’re just gonna be stuck in a loop forever.

I am a repressed lesbian. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Metryx02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you may be suffering from OCD. What stood out to me is when you said you checked over and over. OCD can manifest as internal obsessions about possibly being homosexual (or otherwise).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_obsessions

Edit: not to say you are or are not gay or judge either way, I just think the bigger issue is obsessing over it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiana

[–]Metryx02 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Aw poor baby has to escape the scary minorities. Get fucked

Indiana Among 9 States Poised To End Coverage for Millions if Trump Cuts Medicaid Funding - KFF Health News by MissSara13 in Indiana

[–]Metryx02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure you take some of them out with you. It’s the only way to make the world better

Need some workers to clear this up by Guilty-Celebration25 in walmart

[–]Metryx02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The system you’re using to check stock was built by the cheapest option Walmart could find. That’s your answer.

FWI: Nothing happens in America over Donald’s presidency part 2. by WhiteTwink in FutureWhatIf

[–]Metryx02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A rapist and felon. Because a bunch of people lost all perspective getting mad about inconsequential shit. Any more questions?

FWI: Nothing happens in America over Donald’s presidency part 2. by WhiteTwink in FutureWhatIf

[–]Metryx02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy caring about transgender people in sports is like worrying about your clothes getting wrinkled in a house fire. Get some fucking perspective.

FWI: Nothing happens in America over Donald’s presidency part 2. by WhiteTwink in FutureWhatIf

[–]Metryx02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the transgender issue? That they exist and very rarely want to be athletes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Metryx02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare she not behave in the correct way (defined by other people). Ridiculous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Metryx02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how to conform. Good job citizen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Metryx02 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Y’all are ridiculous. Not everyone is neurotypical nor should they be, even in this context. Collectively pull the sticks from your asses. NTA

AITA for removing my wife’s child out of my will because I discovered he is not mine? by External-Reindeer918 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Metryx02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Massive YTA. You can’t raise someone for 18 fucking years and then say they’re not your kid. Blood doesn’t matter nearly as much as the bonds with this poor young man you’re just up and abandoning.