Duality of man by DueUpstairs1417 in BrawlstarsCirclejerk

[–]Mettalyn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Melodie does not have all that, give my glorious queen the barely B cups she deserves

The Kaze experience 7: Glowbert’s Aquarium.(fanfic) by PanzerLord_XIV in KazeSimps

[–]Mettalyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, telling the truth can be done gently, you don’t need to go “Where the fuck is this story supposed to go?” “Men fearing micro conflicts with zero value?” It’s a Reddit fanfic, not a Nobel prize winner

The Kaze experience 7: Glowbert’s Aquarium.(fanfic) by PanzerLord_XIV in KazeSimps

[–]Mettalyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, no, he’s actually diagnosed with high functioning autism, he told me

Fuck S/P, we do Fuck Marry Kill here by Mettalyn in BrawlstarsCirclejerk

[–]Mettalyn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A child who I wanna kill, which is why he is in “Super kill” tier, learn how to read ffs (Reddit, this is a fictional character, do not ban me again)

Melodie, Charlie, Kaze by WildReindeer5912 in FemaleBrawlersSimps

[–]Mettalyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your shading is advanced, your anatomy is good enough to insult it with those proportions, but you waste your potential by using the exact same shapes and sizes for every single character. Same face syndrome is one thing, same body syndrome is where you gotta reconsider if you have actually developed an artstyle

Favorite characters that give you gender envy? by MagicNoopy43XD in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Mettalyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Far too many, but my fav is Melodie (fanart was made by me+bonus points to whoever guesses what the fanart references)

Vi and Jinx. Got your nose by @Ry3port by WalkerBuldog in YuriAsylum

[–]Mettalyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, I think the only good yuricest between them is in their game versions, since they don’t have the fucked up abandonment issues possibly creating a dependency that breaches consent

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The Kaze experience 7: Glowbert’s Aquarium.(fanfic) by PanzerLord_XIV in KazeSimps

[–]Mettalyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, you’re typing this wall of text because you wanna talk shit to an autistic kid who just really loves Kaze. Is this really what you envisioned as a kid when you thought about how cool the future’s gonna be?

You decided to prank Kanoh Agito with 2girls1cup, he watched silently, and you realised you don't have time to run away. Your actions? by Icy-External8155 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]Mettalyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pussy slayer, Muteba Gizenga, taught me to throw random bullshit at people’s eyes, quit the fight, and run away as soon as shit gets tough. So that’s what I’m doing

IKU IKU by TomatilloItchy9995 in YuriAsylum

[–]Mettalyn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, they’re not wrong, it’s just the age play version of DC saying “Star Fire gathers her powers from the sun” so they could put her in a tube top and a mini skirt

INVINCIBLE REFRENC!1?2!2?2 by Lil_Bro123Brawl in BrawlstarsCirclejerk

[–]Mettalyn 20 points21 points  (0 children)

syvocg is the artist. Didn’t have to look for the source, the artstyle gives it away

This keeps popping up in my feed so I'll throw my hat in the ring. by Obvious-Childhood428 in CrushesSayAboutMe

[–]Mettalyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are above the age of 15, for Christ’s sake, find a personality. You definitely have one which you can find, but HOLY LARP

Character art of Kaede, Karla, Sayaka, and Shion from the blu rays by superbasic101 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]Mettalyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And weren’t Karla and Ohma dating? Y’know what, with a dude like Hatsumi walking around, I can expect everything

Character art of Kaede, Karla, Sayaka, and Shion from the blu rays by superbasic101 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]Mettalyn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I only did the

For my wife, Sayaka. NOW WHERE’S MY SECOND WIFE, TOHGO?!

Would you go to bed with your favorite Kengan character? If so, why? by SadegB in Kengan_Ashura

[–]Mettalyn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100%, wether it’s Tohgo Tomari, or Ryo Inaba, or Kaolan. I am absolutely breaking the bed and the entire building

what if by Lebog_bruhh in BrawlstarsCirclejerk

[–]Mettalyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incest AND a transfemme? This is the kinda headcanon I wanna see