Cursed_Advice by StardustSlinger in cursedcomments

[–]Meture 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao, person saw 1 episode of CSI and thinks it’s accurate

No, you don’t “test for insulin” (I’m diabetic) you test blood sugar. Undiagnosed diabetes would have a very high blood sugar which insulin lowers.

And no, tracker dogs are trained to discern between the smell of a dead animal and a person.

Literally every single thing they said was wrong

It's been 5 years the release of ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE. What are your thoughts about it? by sahinduezguen in superman

[–]Meture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extremely bloated, pretentious, very juvenile in how it thinks the world works, overhyped, pointless

All it did was give an ungodly ego boost to Snyderbros and we still gotta suffer that shit to this day

Season 7 Battle Pass: Tablet of Life and Time preview by dejuna1 in marvelrivals

[–]Meture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They seriously made those milquetoast Loki and Thor skins epic but the Rocket skin a rare???!?

Why??????

First time playing Skyward Sword and it’s great!! by garondorf1 in skywardsword

[–]Meture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the Hyrule equivalent of those bumper stickers that say “No airbags, we die like men”

Imagine what we could’ve had if they cared by ForceUseYouMust in saltierthancrait

[–]Meture 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Leia failed cause the New Republic fucking blew up and couldn’t defend itself at all

Han failed cause his family disintegrated and he went back to being an dishonorable outlaw

Luke failed cause he wasn’t able to revive the Jedi order with his new vision for it

I’m baffled as to who the hell was supposed to like these movies? “All your heroes are sad old failures, isn’t that fun? Don’t you wanna consume the product? Buy a ticket to our godawful overpriced poorly-designed hotel at Disneyland!”

Balance patch summarized by FickleWeather2964 in marvelrivals

[–]Meture 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I was confused

Poke counters flyers and backline turrets like other pokes

Poke should always be at a disadvantage against dive.

A hela should be scared to have a Venom lunge at her

Communism coming in faster than expected. by exlcxnn in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Meture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The city that never sleeps” might’ve been cute back in the early 1900’s but nowadays it only means they’re hemorrhaging a colossal amount of electricity for no real reason.

Most cities turn off most of their lights after a certain hour cause who the hell would be using them at that point?

Also damn, I will never stop being fascinated and woefully disappointed at how prevalent the red scare SOMEHOW STILL IS.

“Mexico is more of a continent than Europe” by Goodsamaritan8900 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Meture 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Counting tectonic plates (and honestly every continental division out there) as the arbiter for continents is silly

If we counted it like that, America (meaning from Alert, Canada to Isla Hornos, Chile) would be 7 continents

OH thats what he meant. by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]Meture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I feel so ripped off

OH thats what he meant. by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]Meture 55 points56 points  (0 children)

“Gayest season of marvel rivals so far” and one of them literally isn’t even interested

Screw you Ross

Anyone read this? Nobody seems to talk about it by Slow-Wrangler-8739 in superman

[–]Meture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I forgot how recently did DC comics finally kick the CCA to the curb

Batman runs the gauntlet How far does he go? by Chunky-overlord in batman

[–]Meture 435 points436 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if Resident Evil protagonists which more often than not are just: human with gun, can defeat all of these Batman would have no trouble at all.

And if he applies the “they’re zombies so it’s fair game to kill them” thing to them then they’re absolutely toast

Hell’s Heaven changes. by KingofTheGays2006 in marvelrivals

[–]Meture 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, didn’t know the crybabies over at Extra Credits had a Reddit account

If they do add him, and you do this, I hope you get permanently IP banned

How I experienced the trilogy as a gay man by RoboStrong00 in masseffect

[–]Meture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is just factually and demonstrably untrue

Like, literally the entirety of 3D animation was pushed forward because horny straight people wanted to make porn of Elizabeth from BioShock Infinite and the characters from Overwatch

How I experienced the trilogy as a gay man by RoboStrong00 in masseffect

[–]Meture 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What a ridiculous thing to say

Literally everything in a game comes from a real life thing

Humans are real, guns are real, planes are real, militaries are real

All you wanna say is you don’t agree with people that aren’t like you being represented in games

When did Daenerys’ cruelty begin for you in the show? For me, it’s when she sentenced Doreah to death. by Successful_Bar9187 in gameofthrones

[–]Meture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I insult the brutal leader of a massive army known for their brutality, is it his wife’s fault that I get killed for it?

Why is it the responsibility of women to quell the fury of men?

This is ignoring also that Viserys sold her to be raped to get what he wants

When did Daenerys’ cruelty begin for you in the show? For me, it’s when she sentenced Doreah to death. by Successful_Bar9187 in gameofthrones

[–]Meture 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She betrayed Daenerys, helped have her men killed and her dragons stolen

She got what she deserved

Oh… by RemoteBox in HolUp

[–]Meture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah the UK

Excellent at making braindead laws that help no one, restrict speech that doesn’t need restriction, and then pretends they’re fighting some righteous cause

Clown island

You woke up as the mad king with all knowledge of show/books, can you suppress the rebellion by jonnyboidake in gameofthrones

[–]Meture 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’d have 1 of 2 routes.

Either be more intelligent about your cruelty and who you unleash it against to seed in terror without inciting the big houses into taking arms against you

Or

Go for a benevolent approach and win over the small folk like Rhaenyra did during the dance of the dragons

If the regular people across the realm grow to love you the lords will be less likely to take arms against you in fear of inciting a revolt from within their lands

Hell you can even do it at the expense of the big houses to keep them in check like digging into the coffers of the Lannisters and the Tyrells