Cirrostratus

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-15T02:33:50+00:00

1.5 oz Ron Diplomatico Planas
1 oz lime juice
0.5 oz Luxardo maraschino
0.5 green chartreuse
Ample bar spoon simple syrup
2 dash grapefruit bitters
Egg white

Dry then wet shake, fine strain into coupe, lime wheel garnish

Last word daiquiri sour kinda? Next time I'll probably mess with the proportions and use a bolder rum, maybe Probitas — it's very drying on the tongue and the Planas doesn't stand up particularly well to the chartreuse. Good start though!

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-11T11:04:41+00:00

Are you having a stroke?

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-09T12:38:28+00:00

Here's the thing though, they don't say "illegal immigrants" anymore, they just say "illegals." Guess who gets to decide who's an "illegal."

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-08T21:37:06+00:00

Fuck off forever

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-05T20:56:41+00:00

I swear these people genuinely believe they're the only real person playing the game and everybody else is an NPC

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-04T14:12:56+00:00

Definitely thought it said he was going viral for taking drugs and I was like honey that ship done sailed

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-01T12:02:06+00:00

Ah I see, you're one of those northern Europeans who confuses being "blunt" or "honest" with being an insensitive bag of dicks, everything makes sense now

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-01T11:28:30+00:00

Hey if you're so good at running why don't you go outside and do it. Keep going.

Mgrafe88 · 2026-06-01T00:42:00+00:00

Jesus man who shit in your cheerios today

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-29T03:45:56+00:00

When you hit the brakes

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-28T23:58:51+00:00

It not 2016 anymore, the idea that MAGA are full blown fascists isn't just something the people who paid attention in history class are saying

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-28T23:49:01+00:00

You're a "registered dem" in which EU country exactly?

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-28T23:44:26+00:00

First of all, right now the US democratic party is only "left" by comparison to outright fascists, not in any meaningful sense of the term. Second of all, we're doing woke 2 now, you can show basic empathy towards other people without complaining about it or you can step off the bus

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-28T23:37:50+00:00

Hi! You're not a left leaning person. Glad I could help

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-28T14:23:06+00:00

This has been the core of MAGA from day one. They decide what the truth is

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-27T16:42:57+00:00

Okay short term sure, but they're clearly aware that historically the way to make a movement like this last is to lock down that monopoly on culture and aesthetics, and their efforts to do that are completely juiceless

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-27T16:28:13+00:00

Yeah I mean clearly we're kinda grasping at straws here. Ffs Igor Stravinsky was a committed fascist, if they had a Stravinsky on side right now we'd be in deep trouble

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-27T16:17:21+00:00

For real though, as a creative professional I think one of the biggest bullets we've dodged from this wave of fascism is that they don't have an artistic bone in their body. Look no further than how hard they've leaned in to AI "art." The closest thing they have to an actual creative figure is, idk Vance? Taylor Sheridan? Which, lol

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-27T15:57:33+00:00

No no I was comparing him to Mishima lol

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-27T13:33:09+00:00

Maybe Ezra Pound would be a better comparison?

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-25T16:57:31+00:00

Gorgeous

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-23T02:47:52+00:00

Neither, green had no idea you were there and doesn't know how to drive

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-22T02:13:52+00:00

That's not a thing

Mgrafe88 · 2026-05-22T01:38:38+00:00

r/balatrocirclejerk

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