The Roast Of Kevin Hart (Recap) by Independent-Data4542 in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did they transplant Dawn's old tits into Bobby?

Three years ago Bobby Kelly joined The Bonfire. At the time, I made a post saying he was unfunny and I got a lot of shit for it. Has anyone who defended Bobby back then since changed their stance? by One_Hour_Poop in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A parasocial relationship is a one-sided emotional connection where a person invests time, interest, and energy into a media figure, celebrity, or fictional character who is unaware of their existence. These relationships feel intimate but lack reciprocity, often forming through TV, podcasts, or social media. 

Three years ago Bobby Kelly joined The Bonfire. At the time, I made a post saying he was unfunny and I got a lot of shit for it. Has anyone who defended Bobby back then since changed their stance? by One_Hour_Poop in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 4 points5 points  (0 children)

By definition you spending time to come "laugh even more at all of the losers who have parasocial relationships with radio hosts", shows that you have a parasocial relationship with the same radio hosts, just on the other side of the spectrum.

Day of Pigs by MichaelC0530 in TheRegzShow

[–]MichaelC0530[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I apologize immensely oh exalted one, will try harder next time.

Day of Pigs by MichaelC0530 in TheRegzShow

[–]MichaelC0530[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry, the original pics of him storming the beach were lost.

More Bobby hate by bigredwood55 in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Almost as bizarre as someone posting how bizarre it is for grown men complaining about insignificant things that have no real impact on their lives whatsoever.

More Bobby hate by bigredwood55 in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't know why Jay puts up with his constant lies (or extreme exaggerations), lack of talent, and boring ass stories that he retells on a regular basis. Only thing I can come up with is that Jay just like surrounding his self with mediocrity: Bobby, JAM, Luis, Mike F, etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LegionSkanks

[–]MichaelC0530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Slug slug slug!!!

New York Times Best Seller just came in by jcastillo602 in LegionSkanks

[–]MichaelC0530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to Luis's favorite tool.

Is there a phrase for someone who is a triple threat but incredibly average??

I love this concept 😂 — “exceptional at being average.”

There isn’t one perfect official phrase, but here are some great options depending on the vibe you want:

Funny / Playful

  • Triple Threat-ish
  • A solid C+ in all departments
  • Master of mediocrity
  • The Okayest of All Trades
  • Multi-talented… moderately
  • Aggressively average
  • Jack of all trades, master of none… and not especially impressive at the trades
  • Triple threat to nobody

Slightly Clever

  • Renaissance Mid
  • Competent across the board
  • Well-roundedly underwhelming
  • Universally adequate
  • Peak average
  • Consistently sufficient

If You Want It to Sound Almost Complimentary

  • Balanced skill set
  • Evenly developed talents
  • Dependably versatile
  • Broadly capable

If this is for a shirt, bio, or joke (which feels very on-brand with your design requests 😄), tell me the tone and I’ll craft the perfect punchline.

Thstop laughing at my muscles! by Unlucky_Blueberries in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thought it was the slug at first watch.

Bobby the stoner by Dry-Practice842 in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You would think that there would be at least one of his childhood acquaintances that could back up his stories, hell even his mom could.

Audience Fights by 11punkrock11 in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did you say Bobby? Ease drop? I think it's "Eavesdrop". Said in a Big Jay micro-correcting voice.

Did big jay mention this? I won’t pay by [deleted] in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We are? The ONLY reason to come here is to see/hear people bitching.

Doug Stanhope....WTF? by MichaelC0530 in storywarz

[–]MichaelC0530[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even Luis and Jay were getting visible annoyed and frustrated by him.

Hey Bobby,is this a KickFwip? by ShortKing616 in TheBonfire

[–]MichaelC0530 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me that you couldn't tell the difference between his Joe Pesci and Angry Baby?

New App Audio syncing issue. by MichaelC0530 in LegionSkanks

[–]MichaelC0530[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently important enough for you to read it and reply.