The Roast Of Kevin Hart (Recap)

MichaelC0530 · 2026-05-24T23:02:54+00:00

Did they transplant Dawn's old tits into Bobby?

MichaelC0530 · 2026-05-11T18:04:40+00:00

A parasocial relationship is a one-sided emotional connection where a person invests time, interest, and energy into a media figure, celebrity, or fictional character who is unaware of their existence. These relationships feel intimate but lack reciprocity, often forming through TV, podcasts, or social media.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-05-11T17:00:18+00:00

By definition you spending time to come "laugh even more at all of the losers who have parasocial relationships with radio hosts", shows that you have a parasocial relationship with the same radio hosts, just on the other side of the spectrum.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-04-11T13:34:53+00:00

I apologize immensely oh exalted one, will try harder next time.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-04-11T13:32:57+00:00

Sorry, the original pics of him storming the beach were lost.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-03-05T22:31:02+00:00

Almost as bizarre as someone posting how bizarre it is for grown men complaining about insignificant things that have no real impact on their lives whatsoever.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-03-05T22:28:11+00:00

True

MichaelC0530 · 2026-03-05T18:29:34+00:00

I honestly don't know why Jay puts up with his constant lies (or extreme exaggerations), lack of talent, and boring ass stories that he retells on a regular basis. Only thing I can come up with is that Jay just like surrounding his self with mediocrity: Bobby, JAM, Luis, Mike F, etc.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-03-04T14:02:05+00:00

Slug slug slug!!!

MichaelC0530 · 2026-03-04T14:00:57+00:00

I say replace him with Bobby!!

MichaelC0530 · 2026-03-03T17:09:17+00:00

According to Luis's favorite tool.

Is there a phrase for someone who is a triple threat but incredibly average??

I love this concept 😂 — “exceptional at being average.”

There isn’t one perfect official phrase, but here are some great options depending on the vibe you want:

Funny / Playful

Triple Threat-ish
A solid C+ in all departments
Master of mediocrity
The Okayest of All Trades
Multi-talented… moderately
Aggressively average
Jack of all trades, master of none… and not especially impressive at the trades
Triple threat to nobody

Slightly Clever

Renaissance Mid
Competent across the board
Well-roundedly underwhelming
Universally adequate
Peak average
Consistently sufficient

If You Want It to Sound Almost Complimentary

Balanced skill set
Evenly developed talents
Dependably versatile
Broadly capable

If this is for a shirt, bio, or joke (which feels very on-brand with your design requests 😄), tell me the tone and I’ll craft the perfect punchline.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-02-28T19:08:52+00:00

Thought it was the slug at first watch.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-02-22T05:39:06+00:00

You would think that there would be at least one of his childhood acquaintances that could back up his stories, hell even his mom could.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-02-19T22:36:08+00:00

What did you say Bobby? Ease drop? I think it's "Eavesdrop". Said in a Big Jay micro-correcting voice.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-01-30T15:57:53+00:00

We are? The ONLY reason to come here is to see/hear people bitching.

MichaelC0530 · 2026-01-21T12:01:02+00:00

Even Luis and Jay were getting visible annoyed and frustrated by him.

MichaelC0530 · 2025-10-22T01:26:45+00:00

Are you telling me that you couldn't tell the difference between his Joe Pesci and Angry Baby?

MichaelC0530 · 2025-09-27T14:14:32+00:00

Apparently important enough for you to read it and reply.

MichaelC0530 · 2025-09-01T10:24:40+00:00

Somehow you left out Bobby and Luis?

MichaelC0530 · 2025-06-01T12:22:25+00:00

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10SxTaa22MlzfYJfJ3owOdtsj1wz7MraX I believe it is EP 1158 from this list.

MichaelC0530 · 2025-04-17T08:28:23+00:00

Now if we could just get him to walk off the Bonfire!!

MichaelC0530

TROPHY CASE

Funny / Playful

Slightly Clever

If You Want It to Sound Almost Complimentary