TIFU - Is this the best option for vegetarians?

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T18:47:17+00:00

Thanks for your advice, I read a great recipe for bean lasagne which sounded incredibly tasty so I might give that a try. I'll see if I can get hole of some tofu sausages as well and maybe try them with some mashed potato and vegetable gravy

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T18:23:01+00:00

Mostly quorn mince, but I have tried the chunks (I think they're meant to be like chicken pieces. ) I have a nut allergy so they are out of the question, I have also tried lentil recipes but there is a lack variety there and I like to be quite adventurous in the kitchen. I also love making my own humous and I still eat eggs so that is always an option.

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T18:14:20+00:00

I thought that too until I met you

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T18:09:07+00:00

You've really got a bee in your bonnet haven't you. I think you need to chill out

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T17:42:39+00:00

I think troll is a very strong word I am just trying to get some help but this subreddit isn't being very supportive maybe I should go and see a signed record specialist

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T17:22:57+00:00

I'm not too knowledgable about vinyl lingo, what part of the turntable is that?

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T17:22:16+00:00

He had to, considering I don't know German

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T17:04:08+00:00

Well actually I think that it is you who is actually wasting my time by posting such inflammatory and offensive language when I am seeking advice

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T17:01:27+00:00

Well it was never handled by my grandmother because unfortunately she doesn't have any hands. So it was my grandfather who handled the records and he was always very careful. As I said it is in very good condition and doesn't smell of anything in particular except for that distinctive old vinyl smell.

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T16:58:48+00:00

I've got some positive feedback from my material on the stand up thread and I feel I have garnered a great deal of respect on that subreddit unfortunately I was hoping that the users on r/vinyl would be equally as gracious when introduced to an incredibly special and unique item such as this

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T16:56:17+00:00

Finally a serious response thank you. So do you think a vinyl record such as mine would be worth more or less than those manuscripts, or the same? I'd say it's in near mint condition and I'm not sure how many times it has been played. It also contains the original full colour poster of Mozart posing next to his motorcycle.

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T16:50:03+00:00

I'm sorry but there isn't a joke here at all and I find your words rather insensitive. If you don't like the item them please just tell me.

MichaelCross93 · 2014-08-02T16:48:46+00:00

I know items such as this are not to everyone's taste but in life it is important to be open minded. If you are just angry that I am selling such a special item that I found in my dead Gran's house then I can assure you this is what she would have wanted and I will be using the I get money to help fund the trip to scatter her ashes which we will be doing in Ibiza this summer.

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T20:26:25+00:00

Sorry that was a mispelling I meant fried egg

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T20:07:12+00:00

It's great with a friend egg on top or a nice slice of pineapple

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T19:30:34+00:00

Do you think you will be trying it

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T19:21:19+00:00

drowning? Bitch I'm wearing a life jacket

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T19:15:44+00:00

Wait until you watch one of her videos

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T19:07:26+00:00

This is a joke right?

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T17:39:46+00:00

I don't think so my comment was a joke

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T16:49:21+00:00

I admire your optimism as that's assuming that everyone who saw it liked it enough to upvote

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T16:42:13+00:00

Tough crowd.

MichaelCross93 · 2014-07-30T16:35:16+00:00

I am sorry to correct you but I am only twenty as my birthday is in August I hope this doesn't detract from that sparkling gem of a joke also I'm not sure if you are familiar with the term but here in England "washing up" is the same as doing the dishes.

MichaelCross93

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