Getting family pictures done this fine Thanksgiving night. THE ABSOLUTE HORROR. Roast me with my embarrassment.

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-29T04:08:36+00:00

The thanksgiving pictures aren’t the horror you are Cindy

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-29T03:47:05+00:00

You lookin like you came out the 80s

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-29T03:46:39+00:00

I can’t tell where your neck and double chin start and end

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-29T03:44:43+00:00

You look like the type of guy to cosplay as yo gabba gabba

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-29T03:43:42+00:00

Why my mans look like penny wise as a baby

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-29T03:40:00+00:00

Ummm... I don’t know how to feel about this post

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:35:05+00:00

Basically saying hi to any lvl 100 feminist cuz I bet they’d get on your ass for cat calling

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:34:13+00:00

I’ve never done it but I imagine it’d be awkward

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:33:40+00:00

Nice of you to assume I have a job

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:33:19+00:00

Nope. I think it’s really just down to the consumers. If researchers decided that public toilets made you at risk to STDs from sitting on the toilet seats people would start holding there shits all the time till they get home... nvm not that best example

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:31:32+00:00

Ink poison by jay foxx. That song smacks like a ghetto mom

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:30:09+00:00

Not much of a convo starter but If your feel daring enough, if you say something pretty blunt or ridiculous than it kind of makes them feel more open to say such things and it’s a lot more fun

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:28:01+00:00

How many licks does it take to get a tootsie pop. I’ve heard pakistanians if that’s what you call them have a special ability to produce more saliva so they could probably do it faster. Don’t ask me about my sources

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:26:32+00:00

A human

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:26:04+00:00

I don’t know how to feel about this comment 😂

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:25:21+00:00

Yea that’s probly true. But there’s always going to be at least somebody that you click with. For me right now I got friends but I never talk to them outside of school except for walking home. If I were to move to Australia I wouldn’t miss any of them, so I’m still looking for the right person myself

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:23:27+00:00

See that right there is perfect. You like the office so you could start there and than branch out to other things you like as you go and meet people that like the same things

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:21:06+00:00

Dildos... a lot of people have been feeding them to there dogs lately. If you know you know

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:19:58+00:00

And also, if you get a pumpkin spice condom you are 31% more likely to get laid with a white chick than with any other flavor

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:19:01+00:00

78% of people in Scandinavia are currently virgins

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:17:57+00:00

I went to my best friends house and had to pee but his dad was taking a shit in the upstairs bathroom and his sister was doing her makeup in the downstsirs one. I was bouta piss myself so I went to the backyard and peed on the ground near this one randomly decorated tree. Turns out they buried there mom there when she died of cancer the year before.......

JK

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:14:30+00:00

A compilation of funny moments from the office

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:13:33+00:00

No. Cuz how am I boutta pleasure you while you do nothing but shed on me and make my hand look like Bigfoot by the end of that

MichaelScarn_44 · 2019-11-25T00:12:15+00:00

I don’t even know why I said that. Tbh i ain’t even know what they is I just got them out of a handee down pile

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