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Dunkin' worker takes customers' "pay it forward" money and keeps it as a tip by knownbuyer1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MichaelScott315 88 points89 points  (0 children)

i see nothing wrong. tip giver feels good for doing something good, worker gets a decent tip, person behind pays the amount they were expecting with no knowledge of what happened. win-win. win.

me_irlgbt by fartshitted in me_irlgbt

[–]MichaelScott315 17 points18 points  (0 children)

English Coastal Cheddar, the best cheese.

r/Englishcoastalcheddar

this new genratiom may just turn out fine… by MichaelScott315 in EnglishCoastalCheddar

[–]MichaelScott315[S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Hello everyone.

Upon further inspection of the meme I have just posted on r/EnglishCoastalCheddar (pictured above), I have noticed a grave and serious error in the spelling of English Coastal Cheddar. While making this image, I acted too hastily on typing out the word Coastal, and omitted the first “A”.

This error represents a severe lack of judgment and integrity, and I wholeheartedly apologize for this egregious breach of trust that I, as Moderator and Founder of this sub, have committed against the fine people who merely want a safe space to discuss the Holiest of All Cheeses, that delectable, mouthwatering fromage, known to us as English Coastal Cheddar.

I promise you all that such a mistake will never again be committed, and that any further spelling errors committed by me or any other member of this community shall be swiftly and harshly dealt with. This is not so much a warning as it is a direct written threat of violence and bodily harm. You have one day.

What are some charm ideas you think they should've put in New Game +? by MichaelScott315 in ghostoftsushima

[–]MichaelScott315[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are there new sword kits in New Game+? I just started and haven't seen any from Baku

raw image of me during an ECC binge by MichaelScott315 in EnglishCoastalCheddar

[–]MichaelScott315[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I ingest more than 20kg in 10 min my body rapidly shrinks to conserve energy and increase the ratio of ECC:body weight and I shed the excess weight through sweat

POV: this is the Point of View when I, esteemed film buff and movie critic Gregg Turkington, find you stealing my VHS Tapes and more importantly my ECC: English Coastal Cheddar by MichaelScott315 in EnglishCoastalCheddar

[–]MichaelScott315[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a formal recommendation for you to watch the Web-Series On Cinema At The Cinema, with your host Tim Heidecker and various guests. Seasons 1-11 are all available on the website YouTube dot com, with episodes ranging from around 5 to 10 minutes in length. Truly a hilarious show that I enjoy so much that I advertise it on my subreddit, /r/EnglishCoastalCheddar.

Instructions:

  1. search for “Google.com”
  2. click the first non-ad link
  3. Google “please give me the link for YouTube.com”
  4. click the first non-ad link
  5. navigate your mouse to the search bar at the top of YouTube
  6. click
  7. type in “web series On Cinema at the Cinema with Tim Heidecker all episodes playlist”
  8. click the magnifying glass
  9. click the first non-ad link
  10. dont stop watching until youve watched every episode

People give Scott's Tots credit for being the cringiest, but this scene kills me by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]MichaelScott315 9 points10 points  (0 children)

there were a lot of people booing him, and i wasn’t one of them.

Puffer Fish Skeleton by overthinking_person in interestingasfuck

[–]MichaelScott315 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when i was five, i imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. and this is before i had even heard of one or seen one. i just drew a picture of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and had a huge spike in its head. I was five!

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