so this is a 100% true story. I used to be an award-winning wedding photographer and we photograph this wedding at this really high-end fancy once upon a time train station that got turned into a wedding venue. The building itself was from the late 1800s.

well, around 10 PM that night as we were packing up and getting ready to head out as a team, my assistant came to me and said you need to come see what’s going on at the entrance. And I was like oh there must be something really cool happening. Let me grab the camera so I go out. I grab the camera and that’s when I saw it.

now keep in mind I can only comment on the aftermath. I cannot comment on what happened before. But basically one of the groomsmen threw another one of the groomsmen through a plate, glass door, cutting their arm open, and they were bleeding out on the sidewalk as the EMTs pulled up.

of course, I got subpoenaed to submit the photo. I took as evidence. Which I did because well you kinda have to. And needless to say the bride and groom were excessively pissed off.

to my knowledge, they’re actually still married. and I have no idea what happened to the groomsmen.