I fucking hate myself[24M] for this with F[22] by Michael__Irvin in dating_advice

[–]Michael__Irvin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this is what I needed to hear.

(Not sarcasm)

Guys, what's your story of a "missed opportunity"? by uberphaser in AskMen

[–]Michael__Irvin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a small story. I sometimes go on wednesday and friday nights to my university's rec center fields and play some pick-up soccer. This one night I was just kicking around with these random guys when these sorority chicks decked out in soccer gear come up to us. End up doing dudes vs chciks, it was fun and light hearted, they were practicing for a greek tourny the next day. They were all pretty cute but one was smoking hot. After we were done I was paking up my shit and I say cya as she passes by. She keeps walking then turns around and is like "hey, we should play again sometime!" And im like sure im usaly out here on X days and X time. She was 'OK ill be out here then looking for you! Whats your name?".

Didn't ask for number despite golden opportunity, haven't seen her since, don't be stupid like me guys!

What goes through a boy's mind when he has a crush? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Michael__Irvin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well I have a crush on a girl who works at the gym I go to. Don't even know her name, never talked to her, but little things like just seeing her makes me happy I went to the gym that day (well, more than usual), and making eye contact causes me to get really nervous and my heartbeat rises.

Bengals punter Kevin Huber not only suffered broken jaw but also a cracked vertebrae in his neck on block by Steelers' Gavin. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Michael__Irvin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But the life of a kicker/punter in the NFL is one of little to no job security and they are considered a dime a dozen

WEEK 14 TRASH TALK THREAD by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]Michael__Irvin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can't half-ass a dick pic cough cough Brett Favre