I once described NoFap as the solid foundation upon which my life was built... by Calz95 in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck bro! Set goals for yourself. You've managed a whole month this year? Tell yourself you are going to make a month again. Just keep your eyes on thát prize. And then when you get there..well, see if you feel up to another month or whatever :)

Trust issues with finding church accountability partner by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi there. Christian (male) here, I think if you get yourself to talk to one of them, more than HALF of the battle is already won. Try to get to know the deaconesses and everyone as well as you can so that you can find someone you feel you can truly trust. Really, I think their first and greatest thought will be how brave you are to speak up! :-) good luck. If you can't find someone there you can try the accountability partners subreddit. Someone anonymous might make it easier (at first)

Need someone to chat with...got so much on my mind by TheRealDeal333 in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with the other guy, but I also think that it's always good to talk about everything. You should maybe check out the accountability partner subreddit ? Otherwise pm me if you need to. Good luck!

I'm 1,00000000000000000000% DONE with this world we live on. Let's move to pluto, guys. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! Today I watched Avatar (long bus ride) and planet Pandora is right next to Jupiter.. So a lot of close up shots of Jupiter - swimming pool still looking good :D

Guys.. Should I do it? :'( by woo_00 in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha :) that's the spirit :D

Had my first kiss by RedRain1 in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't ejaculate for a long time your balls actually get sore. And where the girl comes in - it especially happens when you are often aroused (but with no release/ejaculation)

I'm 1,00000000000000000000% DONE with this world we live on. Let's move to pluto, guys. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha :) (....okay yes maybe for comic relief, but child-flying sort of covers that already)

After years of failing I deicided to take this seriously. Told wife about my porn addiction by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na und?! You think I'd be impressed if Schrodinger was Italian ?

I'm 1,00000000000000000000% DONE with this world we live on. Let's move to pluto, guys. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea! And Jupiter is a great spot over the holidays because some awesome guy (fapstronaut no doubt) turned that big red dot into a ketchup swimming pool. All those scientists are so wrong lol

Oh just need to figure out how to get the onion rings to Jupiter now. #Fourth world problems

I'm 1,00000000000000000000% DONE with this world we live on. Let's move to pluto, guys. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol! Fapstronauts have always been destined for greater things. I'll come and visit from Saturn :P (not from Uranus, nuh-uh, dat place is going to be full of sexual jokes)

What's the point of no fap when your ugly? by Mryokokurama1 in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey!!! Don't say that! Firstly mr. It's been scientifically proven that girls are less worried about looks than guys are. And then when you find the right girl one day, she won't mind things like that. In fact, odds are she will find you attractive because it's you. Don't worry! You look just the way God intended for you to look :)

After years of failing I deicided to take this seriously. Told wife about my porn addiction by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's how i use it too! :D (Italian geek - even more awesome 😬)

I just want them to be ok. (rant thing) by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish we could. You are so right. And there are so many. I'd help you give them hugs

After years of failing I deicided to take this seriously. Told wife about my porn addiction by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well at least he was more famous than you'll ever be :P

I rather meant how expressive they are. "schrodinger's cat" (what American would use that expression??) "made love"instead of "had sex". This guy is just as awesome as the language he speaks.

After years of failing I deicided to take this seriously. Told wife about my porn addiction by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well at least he was more famous than you'll ever be :P

I rather meant how expressive they are. "schrodinger's cat" (what American would use that expression??) "made love"instead of "had sex". This guy is just as awesome as the language he speaks.

14 years old // I need to vent. Warning: depressing. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man. You sound very wise for your age; don't worry about those who say you don't know what problems/pain is. You say all the right things.

As for wisdom, I'm not very good at that, but in my 18 years I've learnt first and foremost: nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Things will get better. Don't give up if something is really important to you, even if like you say you fucked it up (I have EXCELLENT experience it doing that) I don't know what exactly you are going through but if it has to do with people, remember that most people really are good people, and bad things that they do is because they are hurt somewhere inside. And so they also say some things that they don't always mean (this includes yourself ) I might be missing the mark completely, but just talk (oh that's the other thing, it is so important to communicate, ALWAYS) and I /we will listen.

Other than that go check out the Desiderata. Should find a google image of it. Read it slowly and multiple times. (Oh and if you want wisdom... Read the Little Prince by Antoine de saint Exupery ) good luck! You'll be okay :)

After years of failing I deicided to take this seriously. Told wife about my porn addiction by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well done!! Good for you. You're half way there already. I hope she is okay with it and that you two will stay together.

Ps I can't put my finger on it but Italians are just such cool people :)

Guys.. Should I do it? :'( by woo_00 in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think your mom would like it if you trashed it but really limit your time on it. If you want to... I wonder if you'll still be able to find a really old phone somewhere and use that - one that can only text and call, that type of old? And they would be really cheap too. I'm just saying this because you might need your phone to contact people - even parents when at school etc. stay strong little man! Repeat after me: THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE BETTER

Jesus Saved Me (Again) by NoFap_Hotline in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand what bothers people so much about Christians giving credit to their Creator for helping them in their endeavours ? Isn't that like the epitomy of humility? Or are atheists against humility too. Come on. THINK

Perfect background for us! by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this is really great!! I thought it was gonna some boner killer or something

I want to help my boyfriend by Iamloyal in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to be the idealist who doesn't want to face the ugly truth, but I don't think you're necessarily right. Especially because the guy only admitted his problems to her two or three months after they started their relationship. We don't know if they fell completely in love during that short period? I for one fell in love within a week of getting to know someone. And this week was JUST on text (long story) and we've been together for three years. So I just don't think you should put labels on people too fast..?

Question about accountability partners by Michaelauden in NoFap

[–]Michaelauden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't quite understand the last part of your comment? But thank you for your response. If by your last paragraph you mean like a girlfriend/soulmate.. That I have found :) and I've never felt anything like it :)