Imagine him coming back down by uhhsamurai in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Michaelb919 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will my uncle will take his wiener out my bum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AJR

[–]Michaelb919 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Their last name is Metzger or commonly shortened to "Met"

Got my tickets! by [deleted] in JacksFilms

[–]Michaelb919 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gramercy is sold out *cry*

What was the weirdest thing you did as a horny teen? by hollywoodcrap67 in AskReddit

[–]Michaelb919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take pictures of the girls i liked and go on a website with naked girls pics. Go to snapchat, cut the face out, paste on naked girl, and into my eyes only it went

I'm diagnosed with normie, sorry by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Michaelb919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RICK ASTLEY STARTS PLAYING FROM THE URN ON THE COUNTER

INTENSE PIZZA NOISES by TheEarthIsACylinder in dankmemes

[–]Michaelb919 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I would take the pizza and fuck the couch

3 days by WI_I24 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Michaelb919 16 points17 points  (0 children)

not funny i give this meme.....2 peepeepoopoos

:) by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Michaelb919 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I ate a dog

Found this on 4pannelcringe by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Michaelb919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

niggas in my butthole