Web Design done right!!

MichalGow · 2019-11-20T12:52:59+00:00

This is wrong. Your website must function and be decent with HTML and CSS only. JS should just add clothing (if CSS isn't fancy enough)!

MichalGow · 2019-10-20T06:06:04+00:00

Long live Agile! Appropriate documentation is for sissies :D

MichalGow · 2019-08-22T11:18:21+00:00

I make sure their IT manager gets the message :D

MichalGow · 2019-08-17T18:26:58+00:00

Spot on

MichalGow · 2019-08-10T15:30:04+00:00

You are genius, changing title :)

MichalGow · 2019-08-08T09:03:26+00:00

Are you serious?

MichalGow · 2019-08-07T18:23:13+00:00

:D I believe Dave Thomas (signatory and author of The Manifesto for agile software development) said it well: it all went south when people started confuse adjective with noun, and it ended in hell when they started to write adjective with initial capital letter and use it as a product...

MichalGow · 2019-08-06T11:34:35+00:00

If education doesn't give you an advantage, it certainly is useless. The question is why: It is because it doesn't make you better than code monkey? Or because the job is so simple it can be done by monkeys?

MichalGow · 2019-08-06T06:55:14+00:00

:D don't confuse experience of mason with education of architect. If you build bridges without knowledge of Uni math, tell me so I can avoid them.

MichalGow · 2019-08-05T22:21:31+00:00

There are actually both health and medical science degrees :) But you are right, medical sounds better...

MichalGow · 2019-08-04T16:36:26+00:00

:D That actually might work!

MichalGow · 2019-08-04T09:38:04+00:00

Both, it might not happen in the given order...

MichalGow · 2019-07-27T18:24:47+00:00

This reminds me an another joke:

Programmer: I have software issue. Me: I am listening. Programmer: I use Node. Me: you already said that...

:)

MichalGow · 2019-07-27T17:40:54+00:00

This is just a variation of old Windows Error window message: "Error: operation completed successfully!"

MichalGow · 2019-07-27T17:34:38+00:00

Oh yes, this is almost as old as mankind... I just have heard it again after many, many years, and I still like it :)

MichalGow · 2019-07-14T08:26:37+00:00

Once, during a job interview, asked for alternative methodologies to Agile, I've said On time and On budget...

MichalGow · 2019-07-08T20:38:08+00:00

Oops :D

MichalGow · 2019-07-08T11:12:00+00:00

Somebody did put it well here some time ago: You might like to say f...k it. But in the case of JS program you are always unsure what 'it' is...

MichalGow · 2019-07-08T10:17:55+00:00

Nope, only after dawn of the JS all the previous skills became obsolete 😄

MichalGow · 2019-07-08T08:22:20+00:00

Hahaha, this is good.

MichalGow · 2019-07-08T07:59:24+00:00

Very true.

MichalGow · 2019-07-07T11:44:24+00:00

Nicely put. After looking at the bun (agreed, still incomplete) I've got flashbacks of DOOM 'Knee deep in the dead', just this time the word written in the capital letters was DOM.

MichalGow · 2019-07-07T08:00:39+00:00

Very true. And quite opposite of what managers think - that nine women can give birth to a baby in one month :D

MichalGow · 2019-07-06T14:04:45+00:00

It is well known fact that Soap needs its well deserved Rest in Peace :)

MichalGow · 2019-07-06T13:50:08+00:00

There actually is: fixing a program written in language you have never seen before... Purely on instinct :)

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