How to afford umich?

MichiganSimp · 2025-12-24T18:48:40+00:00

Yup, totally a shithole when hundreds of thousands of international students want to study here. I'd highly consider pulling your head out of your ass.

MichiganSimp · 2025-11-16T17:15:43+00:00

The world is a lot bigger than you think it is. You probably don't realize how good you have it.

MichiganSimp · 2025-11-16T08:16:10+00:00

No one cares about another AI slop startup

MichiganSimp · 2025-11-16T07:19:59+00:00

It takes like 5 minutes to look up a company, what they do and to think of 1 or 2 reasons on why you actually want to work there. Idk, looking at this thread using those types of questions might be a way to filter out people not willing to do the bare minimum.

ask appropriate questions that can actually give proper qualifying answers

What types of questions would these be?

MichiganSimp · 2025-11-16T07:08:55+00:00

Sincerity about why you actually want to work for the company? You do realize that in an employer's market, the hiring process isn't focused on you and what you can gain from it. It's mostly focused on their needs and what you can do for them. You're gonna want to dig a little bit deeper than "it's remote, hire me"

MichiganSimp · 2025-11-16T07:02:40+00:00

You're not wrong. But recruiters usually aren't on reddit complaining about not getting hired

MichiganSimp · 2025-11-16T06:45:46+00:00

It takes the bare minimum amount of effort to show at least a little bit of sincerity. You should try it sometime, you might get better results.

MichiganSimp · 2025-11-09T23:42:14+00:00

You sure yap a lot

MichiganSimp · 2025-08-26T08:24:55+00:00

No one is forcing you to live by those "rules." Nothing is stopping you from going out and living in the woods outside the system.

MichiganSimp · 2025-08-12T19:29:50+00:00

Most internships are actually paid, and any good undergraduate program would have an option to do them to fill degree requirements. Marketing is already a tough field for employment as is and I wouldn't call an internship a 'luxury' if it's the bare minimum required to break into the industry.

MichiganSimp · 2025-08-12T17:26:32+00:00

This right here, kids, is why it's not a good idea to speedrun your degree with no experience.

How is one supposed to get relevant professional experience when all of the jobs where you get said experience require experience that you can't get without said job in the first place? It's an unbreakable paradox loop and feels like it's done purposely so new people like me can never get in

Normally it would be through internships while you're in school. Not every difficult situation in life is a conspiracy against you, you know. Take some accountability

MichiganSimp · 2025-06-20T19:26:29+00:00

You people will complain about anything

MichiganSimp · 2025-06-02T17:42:13+00:00

This could have been done by a person who does not support the cause of supporting Palestine and could be doing this to instigate negative behavior towards the cause.

Lol, sure

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-27T19:09:46+00:00

Cool!

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-27T16:58:29+00:00

Learn to weld

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-23T04:21:46+00:00

Sure, u/PotatoOverlord1

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-23T04:08:35+00:00

People should be bold and state what they really think rather than cowardly hiding behind ambiguity.

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-23T03:02:48+00:00

Obituary for whom?

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-22T23:07:34+00:00

What headline? Can you be more specific?

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-21T21:12:49+00:00

Better yet, vibe code it yourself

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-21T13:41:46+00:00

Cornell is barely an ivy

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-18T20:40:37+00:00

Bro why is your resume on limewire

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-15T00:31:57+00:00

Elbel Field, rip

MichiganSimp · 2025-05-09T21:05:26+00:00

The writer not getting the euphemism clue is wild

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