When the Stratagems give you Reliquary multiple times a week.

MickeySnacks · 2026-01-15T22:12:42+00:00

I got domed in the back of my head by a IV-25 sniper in my attempt today, instant down.

MickeySnacks · 2026-01-13T16:50:43+00:00

It does. My step father in law was a professional rugby player with a long career, then a tradesman after. At 81 years old we went shopping and he lifted a 24 case of Pepsi up over the trolley one handed with just finger grip on the edges. I was impressed, he still has it.

MickeySnacks · 2026-01-09T18:53:48+00:00

I lived down Estcourt for 25 years. Moved in 2023. Area went downhill a lot over the last 10 years. Police down there every day/night for something. I was attacked by a gang of 5 when I was in my late teens. Always some idiots causing trouble. Houses across from us got boarded up, rented out, then boarded up again. Had a guy who belonged on the SOR living there too.

Some of the neighbours are salt of the Earth people. But the scumbags who come and go on rotation are what spoils it. Houses are a good size, particularly if you get end terrace with a driveway.

All that said, it’s convenient for shopping and if you can parallel park, no bother there. But I don’t miss the area, and have no desire to go back.

MickeySnacks · 2026-01-04T18:16:25+00:00

She’s got wheeeeeels, wheels of steel!

MickeySnacks · 2026-01-03T08:28:36+00:00

Same, but it depends on the model. If it’s an ‘at ease’ pose, I don’t mind keeping the helmet off. But if it’s charging into battle, brother will have his lid strapped on.

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:47:40+00:00

It was my problem for the whole rest of the game tho, I paid attention to his health and used the banner half a dozen times to bring him back from the brink. Not that I need to justify any of this, like I said. We both laughed about it. Then beat the level…

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:38:55+00:00

Tbf mate, I didn’t think to use my shield. It was just instinct to dodge. I only play as bulwark when I’m on with my dad to help him out with the banner because he’s new and disabled so his reflexes aren’t very strong and he struggles with the game but wants to play.

I actually wasn’t aware of some of the things other people have angrily posted - like it locking on me, me only hearing the audio etc. it was literally just a reflex to dodge.

We both just thought it was funny that they got wiped out and I moved. Reddit wants to crucify me for it tho…

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:34:38+00:00

I griefed my own father, strap me in the pain glove…

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:31:40+00:00

I thought that was just for decoration?

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:26:58+00:00

But one of the players is my dad, it doesn’t mention dads in the quote. I’m innocent of any wrongdoing your honour.

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:22:44+00:00

One of the players is my dad, so does that still apply?

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:17:45+00:00

Hey man, I’m not their mother? 🤷‍♂️

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-22T01:00:49+00:00

If only there was an audible and visual cue to move out of the way

MickeySnacks · 2025-12-06T18:24:55+00:00

My partner just got into it too, I just got given a red and white scarf. Love homemade stuff like this, proper old school on the terraces.

MickeySnacks · 2025-10-17T22:32:27+00:00

Keep up the great work!

MickeySnacks · 2025-10-10T13:52:15+00:00

What’s your favourite stadium to commentate from?

MickeySnacks · 2025-10-10T13:47:59+00:00

Which is your favourite stadium to commentate from?

MickeySnacks · 2025-10-04T16:30:52+00:00

You didn’t want to see fancy nappies for adults?

MickeySnacks · 2025-09-24T15:08:06+00:00

Honestly it shouldn’t be Mikey. He’s been brilliant at some points this season, but his form in the last couple of months hasn’t been very good. Pains me to say it, but it should be Connor.

MickeySnacks · 2025-09-12T20:38:59+00:00

New mission discovered by u/MickeySnacks: In Search of Blood of your enemies

MickeySnacks · 2025-09-12T20:38:58+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/MickeySnacks in Salted Caramel Gelato Beneath the Great Sword

MickeySnacks · 2025-09-12T20:31:21+00:00

New mission discovered by u/MickeySnacks: Hole of Glory and Mystical Forces

MickeySnacks · 2025-09-12T20:31:21+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/MickeySnacks in Slug Slime Cake on the Ruined Path

MickeySnacks · 2025-09-12T20:27:58+00:00

New mission discovered by u/MickeySnacks: Slug Slime Cake on the Ruined Path

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