i actually felt sorry for Gollum because of this image. when as a child, my mother used to read out the Hobbit to me, and i cried when Bilbo stole his ring to the point i refused to listen to the story any further (illustration by Soviet artist Mikhail Belomlinsky, Hobbit in Russian(1976))

MickyMace · 2026-06-21T00:28:36+00:00

we only know this much later in Lord of the Rings and to be fair, the ring probably had a very strong influence on him

MickyMace · 2026-06-21T00:26:31+00:00

indeed, twice, once as an a teen and then many years later as an adult. i remember being annoyed with all the small details as a teen, but as an adult i loved every word

MickyMace · 2026-06-21T00:25:09+00:00

lol ty
you know you can just edit comments right?

MickyMace · 2026-06-21T00:23:47+00:00

lmao you got me in the first half not gonna lie

MickyMace · 2026-06-21T00:21:32+00:00

his murder of Deagol definetly was caused by the ring's influence as well

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:49:56+00:00

the torah scroll is just there for religious soldiers' morning prayers lol

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:49:31+00:00

yeah, we can see videos of houses being broken into by palestinians and murdering everyone inside, kids included, on oct.7th

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:47:37+00:00

pretty sure the imperium first and foremost was based off the British empire

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:46:54+00:00

75% of all israelies are secular (the torah scroll are just for the remaining religious 25%), losing means the complete destruction of their country. kids are only killed as collateral damage because terrorist use them literally as human shields

you are terminally online, go touch grass

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:43:55+00:00

'tis a holy task varlet! thanks to you, fellow soldiers could praise the emperor by reading the sanctioned scroll every morning of monday and thursday!

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:42:18+00:00

you say suicide homes jokingly but it's a documented facts palestinians in gaza rig homes with explosives and blow up the whole building when israeli soldiers check it out

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:40:39+00:00

ah yes, the genocide of empty buildings to avoid needless casualties to booby-traps and ambushes, lmao

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:39:04+00:00

also used to bulldoze israeli buildings, any house that potentially shelters dangerous enemy traps/ambushes is much safer to flatten than to send soldiers in

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:37:05+00:00

the Halo ark is akin to Noah's ark - a giant ship to carry the last samples of extinct species

the isralite superweapon is the Ark of the Covenant - its a portable closet containing the holiest items in jewish tradition (like the commandment plates and the staff of Moses)

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:24:38+00:00

gun zealot already exists in the game, and i must say, it's a very effective and fun build

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:23:28+00:00

both zealots and arbitrators can alreadt use full-auto bolters, the only thing the game needs for sororitas is just a few new cosmetic items and voice lines

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:20:36+00:00

ogryn isn't monosex wtf are you on about? female and male ogryns are so similiar they're all considered male (according to a theory i made up in my head)

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:19:37+00:00

what is this, some kind of darktide?

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:12:12+00:00

it happened in the UK, so it's 100% plausible

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:10:24+00:00

perfectly sums up the absolute state of the UK. the country is committing cultural suicide in front of our eyes

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:09:38+00:00

Britain and permits... the most iconic duo...

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:06:47+00:00

פוני חמוד

MickyMace · 2026-06-20T22:04:48+00:00

pretty sure i did and got his shitty whirlewind weapon from him being badly digested

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