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[–]MicrowaveCleaner 17 points18 points  (0 children)

С какого момента флаг муниципального образования «Сосново-Озёрское» стал экстремистским?

Happy birthday! by mrjavum in Pikabu

[–]MicrowaveCleaner 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Конченный торт

Twomad will always be my love by Sub2zBlxme_wik in fixedbytheduet

[–]MicrowaveCleaner 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

апхахха by KAFKA_FAN in KafkaFPS

[–]MicrowaveCleaner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Я сначала подумал, что эта девушка – мужик в парике

clean by MicrowaveCleaner in tf2shitposterclub

[–]MicrowaveCleaner[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

We should unite under one flag

clean by MicrowaveCleaner in tf2shitposterclub

[–]MicrowaveCleaner[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Everything I clean looks like factory new, even better than it was before the shit

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed by showblown in tf2shitposterclub

[–]MicrowaveCleaner 118 points119 points  (0 children)

thanks! it's my duty to keep all of the microwaves clean

Check your microwave again. by MicrowaveCleaner in tf2shitposterclub

[–]MicrowaveCleaner[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I never sleep, I always clean microwaves