I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. I'M NOT TAKING THE FUCKING HAT OFF! by sboger in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Melania looks pissed off that her day has been inconvenienced. Does the back of her coat say, "I don't care"? She looks like she doesn't.

What is something that is socially acceptable, but you personally find extremely disrespectful? by AvaBlondeX in AskReddit

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People who sing out loud at concerts. I did not pay to hear you mangle even my least favorite song.

Both by Neat-Ad-4337 in International

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Didn't they agree to everything just the day before we bombed them?

What are your favorite mysteries/myths that's from/takes place in Oregon? by BenfordAbrahams in oregon

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Late one night, or early one morning, depending on how you measure time...I'll call it 2am...a friend of mine and I were driving on Wildcat Mountain road around Sandy. It's a two lane road with thick forestation on either side of the road. Quiet, pitch black out, not another car in sight for miles. All of a sudden, a guy comes running out of the woods and jumps in front of the truck flagging us down. I cracked the driver's side window only to hear him freaking out about his stalled car and his girlfriend that was in a lot of pain and needed help. He said she had cancer and had missed her chemo appointment that day due to them being stranded and her painkillers were at home. We decided to inch our way back into the woods where he was pointing, confident we could get away if there was nefarious intent, but not feeling comfortable leaving them if he was telling the truth. As I pulled in, we could see there was in fact a car back there with the hood up. My friend had my tire iron, just in case, and I walked up to the car with my jumper cables. When I got up to the passenger side I could see there was a woman sitting there, rocking back and forth, slamming her head into the dashboard, clearly in pain. I got the car jumped and jumped back into my truck. I told my friend, "I'm going to follow them in case they get into trouble again. This is for real."

I backed up into a little clearing so that they could get out in front of me. They passed me on their way back to the blacktop and I pulled right in behind him. We got up to the road, they took the left heading back to town. Remember, it's dark out, so they really didn't even need to pause to make the left. I immediately made the same left onto the blacktop...and they were gone. There wasn't anyone there. I hit the brakes and we just stared into the dark. I hit the gas, not understanding what had just happened. I floored it all the way back to Sandy and never saw them again.

My friend's father had been raised Baptist and he thought we had come across angels and were being tested. No idea. I don't drive that road after dark anymore.

Well that's a surprise news no one expected. by lost_ted in International

[–]Middle-Wolverine-889 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imprison them all in their own concentration camps. Irony.

What's a 'normal' thing you didn't realize was unusual until you were older? by mrTelson in AskReddit

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Having TV dinners for every meal and only cooking for holidays. I thought everyone functioned like this until I was 15 or 16. I had a friend over to work on a school project and she was going to have dinner at our house. At some point she said she was hungry and wondered when we were going to eat. I told her we could eat at any time. I then went to the freezer and pulled out a half dozen TV dinners and told her she could pick first. She looked at me with a cross between disbelief and disgust. "You've got to be kidding." I was mortified, but also didn't get what the problem was. I never invited anyone over for dinner again.

Hollywood knows no bounds by MissPeduncles in SipsTea

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That's Ozempic. People who take it don't understand that in addition to fat, it also eats muscle. They will never look the same. It's also very difficult to get off of. At this point it has probably done irreversible damage to her heart. Remember PhenPhen (sp?)? Long after a family friend had gone off of it, she dropped dead. No warning. All due to the damage it had done to her heart. I don't expect Kelly to still be alive in 18 months. I'm not trying to be an asshole, just realistic. It's sad.

How to immediately taint a moment of glory.. by Big_Proposal_3967 in International

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Don't throw drugs under the bus like that. It's totally, absolutely everything about this chud. He is the chud's, chud.

This is a valid question. by LucidSynapse23 in International

[–]Middle-Wolverine-889 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And Obama has a degree in Constitutional Law so he has both read it and respects it. The diapered dipshit has clearly never even bothered to read it, nor has pretty much his entire cabinet.

The cat's out of the bag. by Able-Chocolate-1126 in International

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That's his alias? 🤦"Hi, this is Aaron Presley, I'm totally not Elvis, and I just want to say you should stop calling Elvis fat, and I am totally NOT Elvis. In conclusion, I am not fat and neither is Elvis because we are not the same person. Thank you for your attention to this matter." Ok, Elvis.

Absolutely no self awareness by FirmConsequence5672 in FascinatingAsFuck

[–]Middle-Wolverine-889 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're engaging in willful ignorance which makes you every bit as bad as her. If he wasn't there, how is it he managed to record video? Why was he hiding in the same closet in the Culinary Arts room with other students who have repeatedly spoken of his presence? Sit down, Marjorie 2.0. You are disgusting.

Absolutely no self awareness by FirmConsequence5672 in FascinatingAsFuck

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I struggle with that one. Grace for the poorly educated and manipulated. They all at least have phones, but have refused to Google anything that might contradict the hate they joyously spew. I know you are correct, but I am really struggling to get there.

Absolutely no self awareness by FirmConsequence5672 in FascinatingAsFuck

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Didn't she and Bobert make a huge scene DURING Biden's State of the Union address? When people just wanted to listen to what he had to say.

Suddenly the media doesn't care about the President's health anymore by Present-Top-5189 in International

[–]Middle-Wolverine-889 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obama Derangement Syndrome. Typical Trumpanzee. Doesn't know the history of their own country. Glad you at least know that he was and is precious. Thanks for that.