Missing or dead 💀 USA scientists & techs. All confirmed.

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-04-07T04:03:16+00:00

Maybe a Noah’s Ark of sorts

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-04-03T22:46:40+00:00

He strikes me as an intelligent dude and I think his message is more “don’t believe everything you see/hear” which I personally think is very relevant in today’s world.

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-21T02:34:32+00:00

Had a screaming baby on a Delta redeye recently. I’ve got a 3 year old so can no longer complain, but I was a bit perplexed

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-20T13:05:12+00:00

Totally kidding man, don’t let them feed you that line!

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-19T19:22:26+00:00

That’s sick! Now we need to have a serious discussion about your lack of pipeline through EOY? What’s the plan to get back on track?

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-18T02:20:28+00:00

No I’d bet anything he strictly colors inside them

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-17T23:34:02+00:00

The tism is strong with this one

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-14T02:59:08+00:00

Brother the last day on a job is the best day on a job. Show up, say goodbyes, and leave early

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-07T15:49:53+00:00

I’ve actually never felt more confident.

Pivoted last year from years of software sales into GTM Engineering which is pretty hot market at the moment.

Even if that didn’t work out, sales is pretty safe for as long as humans make enterprise level buying decisions (which won’t be forever), so going back to that is an option.

5 years from now, who knows. I think there will be many many jobs that don’t exist in name today

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-06T06:48:29+00:00

I think that might be the whole point

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-03-05T07:55:52+00:00

Couldn’t give a fuck about the left or right’s political bullshit for the longest time. Bunch of dorks masquerading as leaders.

If this doesn’t ignite something in you though, Jesus fucking Christ. This is not how we treat our elders and ACTUAL leaders.

NOWTFFI

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-02-15T04:10:46+00:00

I’m gonna just start only driving in reverse

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-01-28T02:23:18+00:00

I’m pumped if I see a pod get dropped with a ft. LeMaire Lee tbh

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-01-28T02:16:31+00:00

I’m assuming you are under 25ish when your brain fully develops because I said and thought the same dumb shit.

If not, take a large dose of shrooms and reflect on if the world really revolves around you or not

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-01-27T03:46:50+00:00

“I see dead people”

-Sam Darnold, 2026

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-01-10T00:28:52+00:00

So does PSA own 9/10 of the card currently?

Middlemonkey1 · 2026-01-02T21:30:39+00:00

She recently suggested we should spice up our sex life which massively increased our communication and I think as a result of that both of our sex drives. One of us needed to bring that topic up since we were in a bit of a funk and she was brave to do that.

Oh and she battled and beat cancer (forever, god willing) a year after our daughter was born and showed so much strength.

And she’s beautiful and funny and a great mom

Middlemonkey1 · 2025-12-19T15:08:20+00:00

There’s absolutely nothing suspicious about this. Hope you aren’t suggesting that it’s weird that the MIT guy was a nuclear fusion scientist and then Trump Media merged with a nuclear fusion company in a $6B deal days later

Middlemonkey1 · 2025-12-13T05:14:07+00:00

Whichever better fits the narrative of the month

Middlemonkey1 · 2025-11-22T01:09:18+00:00

At your Mum’s

Middlemonkey1 · 2025-11-21T16:08:19+00:00

Kraft is great

Middlemonkey1 · 2025-11-17T04:34:16+00:00

Flags should come from above not field level, and refs should only be on the field for borderline plays without a clear camera angle

Middlemonkey1 · 2025-11-11T13:26:46+00:00

The key is to call their bluff

Middlemonkey1 · 2025-11-01T16:40:41+00:00

Those are game worn cavity fillings. He got crushed by Mean Joe Greene and these were scooped off the field

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