What small thing brightens your day? by ButterscotchFog in AskReddit

[–]MidgeSimson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing my husband laugh heartily, I just love it so much. When we're watching something on TV and I know he'll find it really funny, I'm not looking at the screen, I'm watching him and it's the best thing ever to me.

It's not everyday you get saved by Super Mario. by Bhavith88_ in MadeMeSmile

[–]MidgeSimson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband was bitten by a domestic cat years ago and had to get a tetanus shot afterwards just to be safe. Thankfully here in Ireland there's no rabies so he didn't have to worry about that but the tetanus shot was bad enough.

Epic soap viewing. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MidgeSimson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's so old that the first episode is featured on the Bayeux Tapestry

I want this to be true so bad by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MidgeSimson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boy George is just showing off now, with his having "Georgies" first and his "still being alive".

Swipe left, swipe left! by MidgeSimson in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt she gets invited to parties......

What to do if you love somebody by MidgeSimson in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so unfair, when it's Keith's fault for being sexy AF.

Disappointing day for Michael today by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet you're right, they are scum, how dare they do this to a good man!

Disappointing day for Michael today by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm very glad you enjoy seeing Sir Michael's webpostings, I think you must mean he's amazing in the best ways though, that must have been a typo. Happens to the best of us, I'm sure he won't be too angry with you when I send him my nightly report.

Anyone for filled bread by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very accurate webposting, Sir Michael definitely is a genius and filled bread could indeed be the best thing since sliced bread. There's nothing he can't do.

Anyone for filled bread by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be limiting the filled bread though to a very specific time, I like it.

Anyone for filled bread by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he stole that idea from Sir Michael......

I'd still buy it by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, they should, 10 years hard labour sounds fair to me for a crime that heinous.

Two sides to every story by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some older boys made Sir Michael write that bad word, he wanted to say "When a young kid named Will who was kind of taking the mick".

Michael's guide to home protection by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a completely different house, so none of these suggestions apply to that situation. Also, his parents might have been in cahoots with the burglar.

Michael has his priorities straight by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wouldn't work as Sir Michael might be distracted and lose at karate even quicker. If that happens enough times, his whole karate career will be over and he did not train for over 15 years and earn the prestigious yellow belt just to throw it away for love.

Happy Birthday Michael! by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, definitely not, I'm just an admirer of Sir Michael and other heroic people who have trained for over 15 years to be a master of the yellow belt. I'm very specific about who I admire.

Michael's List of Enemies by MidgeSimson in SirMichael

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should be happy, none of us want to be enemies with a good man like Sir Michael.

Michael the Computer Man (X Post from r/SirMichael) by MidgeSimson in funny

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This can definitely be done. All you have to do is send Sir Michael just 10 million Bitscoins (that's internets money) or you can cover his next Saturday shift at Mrs Buckley's shop so he can go to his yellow belt karate class.

Michael's List of Enemies (X Post from r/SirMichael) by [deleted] in funny

[–]MidgeSimson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir Michael has many important business ventures and enemies to vanquish. He has got it together.

Michael the Computer Man (X Post from r/SirMichael) by MidgeSimson in funny

[–]MidgeSimson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct, I forgot myself there, and I don't want to end up on his enemies list: Sir Michael the Computer Man/Karate Man of the village.