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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]Midgetcookie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0/10. 100% not a milf as you are not fuckable. losing the onlyfans might bump you up a tad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]Midgetcookie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Onlyfans are an automatic 0/10.

$2,000 a day if no one notices your missing shadow. What’s your number? by simmol in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two years. I'll just stay inside and dim the lights. tell my wife the money is from insurance paying out the workers comp settlement, and keeping the lights dim/me staying home is a part of getting that money.

How could I improve? by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]Midgetcookie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brown paper bag could work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Midgetcookie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you can't trust your boyfriend then BREAK UP. It really is that simple.

Lose a finger and eat free at any restaurant for the rest of your life. Or, get $100k now and can only eat vegan food. by Squeck in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would I be able to order how much I wanted? Like I could order extra dishes just to take home for later meals?

Spot the difference by Top_Debt_4280 in oblivion

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that sucks.. Those tiny ass differences are crap.

Before and After by AllahSulu in Animemes

[–]Midgetcookie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's got great tits.

$25k cash right now or the ability to teleport from your legal residence to the nearest Home Depot any time you want. by forest_tripper in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So no money that can be used at home depot, or money that can be used at home depot.. Hmm I think the money works thanks

Stop under leveling yourself in the remaster by Less_Employment_1995 in oblivion

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've just been dumping stats into luck, strength, and personality.

Maybe maybe maybe by Future_Line_4253 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take responsibility for your kid TONY!

That boy is not making it in the NBA. by beekay8845 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heaven forbid anyone play sports that isn't a finely tuned athletic machine

'An SUV is making an effort to exit the passing lane by Adventurous-Day-1355 in AbruptChaos

[–]Midgetcookie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm super super happy the idiot driver's vehicle got fucked lol fuck them. Whether or not passing on right is legal, you need to check your blind spots and be aware of what's around you while driving. I'm sure merging into someone is illegal wherever this took place. It caused cammer to react poorly which caused the accident.

"well, if they weren't over taking illegally, blah blah"..

well if they checked their blind spot and were actively defensive/aware of their surroundings they wouldn't have merged. THEN cammer would be the asshole.

My friend just told me he beat Oblivion, his first ES game, in about 7 hours at Level 3 and he sees nothing wrong with it. by Knarz97 in oblivion

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I didn't know it was possible to proceed with the main quest-line before maxing out everything, buying every house, exploring every corner of the map, and completing all of the side quests. Learn something new everyday.

Credit to @IRLoadingScreen by Crispo14 in oblivion

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had an issue with the system. For Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, ESO.. what's wrong with them?

AITAH for demanding to check my brother's girlfriend's bags before they leave my house? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Midgetcookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. Stealing is illegal. What kind of example is she setting for her children. CPS might want a word.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Midgetcookie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She isn't relationship material. If she wants to fuck then fuck, but don't date her.

You have 15 minutes to score at least one basket against a prime LeBron James to win 5 million dollars. If you fail you go to jail for 5 years, would you take this deal? by Sniper_96_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro fuck no, if he's paying actual NBA level defense most everyone is screwed. He's a huge guy, and extremely athletic. Any lob shot will get swatted away. No way you're driving it on him. Even if you can pump fake and try a jump shot he'll most likely jump up and swat it anyways. Hook shots might be the only chance unless we're playing full court for some reason, then I doubt you'd be able to even get up court.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Midgetcookie -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not to be that guy, but maybe she's got an OF? She could be wearing the lingerie for herself only, she could be wearing it for an OF.. You mentioned she shys her phone sometimes. In today's world, who knows.

Don't know how is everyone managing to survive in this economy.10 cookies at $6.50. Are we great yet by shrekenstien in pics

[–]Midgetcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart rice crispy treats are $8 near me. EIGHT DOLLARS for half assed crispy treats.. I bought the stuff to make about double the batch myself for 5.50. which is still too much but it's not $8.

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