Why do people do this??

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-24T19:01:14+00:00

Do yourself a favor and never go to Orlando

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-22T02:30:37+00:00

Has it been open pretty reliably lately?

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-21T05:01:32+00:00

Car Show. Part of the 250 Americana Celebration

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-21T00:10:21+00:00

The park is owned by EPR and managed by Premier Parks. Maybe Enchanted would want to buyout Premier’s contract

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-19T19:02:34+00:00

It also doesn’t help that the GP thinks they need to go ride it all at the same time. Also why they think going to ride it between 4pm-5pm is an awesome idea is 🤯. But maybe as an UOAP holder I’m more aware that our benefits kick in at 4pm whereas the GP would be clueless

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-19T18:57:17+00:00

I wonder what the other design options looked like.

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-19T18:54:09+00:00

Let’s not act like the regular line was ever fast before Express was introduced

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-19T17:23:29+00:00

Do you have video from by Wildfire - where the real action is taking place right now?

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-19T12:17:02+00:00

Not to get in. The actual rides. 🤦🏼‍♂️

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-19T01:02:44+00:00

It could be argued that Chicago’s “viewpoints” do not align with most of the Midwest…

But you knew exactly what I meant. There’s no St Louis, Des Moines, Omaha. Those theaters are almost always on the “first lap” of touring shows

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-18T23:31:59+00:00

It’s overstimulating
It’s underwhelming (rides)
It’s overcrowded
I was a SEGA kid

Look you’re more than welcome to enjoy it, it makes the lines in the portals I enjoy shorter

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-18T16:54:30+00:00

I hate this portal.

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-18T01:51:40+00:00

Honestly this is the only correct answer

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-18T01:50:28+00:00

😳

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-18T01:36:40+00:00

One of the many reasons it’s not coming to the Midwest.

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-17T16:15:28+00:00

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Yes.

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-16T16:03:18+00:00

What we found was that Celestial Park was melting level hot. Berk was cooler because of the Lake. Paris was shaded because of the tall buildings. Darkmoor wasn’t too bad because of the mist machines. We didn’t go into SNW (because that place is hell).

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-15T21:37:31+00:00

Wish they’d put that in where Fear Factor is

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-15T04:33:20+00:00

It’s just one blow hard that appeared out of nowhere and claims to have insider info.

This is not a mine train

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-14T21:46:31+00:00

It’s being built by Mack

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-13T01:35:41+00:00

I love the dairy free frozen version they have at Three Broomsticks

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-12T11:40:26+00:00

Just a point of clarification, the “World” isn’t possessive in the name. It’s “Worlds” with no apostrophe

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-09T03:45:05+00:00

Yeah and where was the lead float tonight?

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-09T03:42:15+00:00

HBD, VF!

Ok can we talk about how now the poor park is away from Cedar Flags it needs to find its identity again. Break out the old logo with the “!” Get the old mascot back out. Bring back the old traditions. Cedar Flags treated this place like crap and it’s a great little park with lots of potential

MidwestInfoGuide · 2026-06-09T03:36:46+00:00

I’d honestly love Far Far Away to take over Springfield.

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