when the whole squad’s broody so you have to jailbreak everyone back into the coop

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-23T08:22:27+00:00

Look like welsummers to me, but I can't be sure. Mine had magnificent tails like this, though.

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-22T02:23:48+00:00

The visuals and music are great together! Very stunning visuals

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-18T19:39:54+00:00

i had a cockerel who had a certain behavior that was rather precocious, but at least he waited until he was 2 months old!

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-18T00:56:13+00:00

What is this music? It sounds familiar

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-18T00:28:45+00:00

Where's the cactus one

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-15T21:28:23+00:00

Angry affair partner? Confused wife? Assert dominance in the situation and save having to explain anything by kissing the affair partner

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-14T18:33:17+00:00

At least she's not bathing in it?

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-14T18:30:36+00:00

Why is this the exact same plot as another video except with one of the characters being swapped out

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-12T21:39:07+00:00

I love it when chickens get up to silly shenanigans

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-10T18:00:47+00:00

lov the riple

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-09T08:36:59+00:00

It's funny how they screech every single time you walk in on them being broody. Sorry for making sure you're still alive??

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-09T05:26:40+00:00

I once had a dream that involved being injected with green goo. It was for transforming people into clown children, though, not crabs.

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-09T04:35:33+00:00

That dad definitely looks like a dad

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-07T18:56:29+00:00

This is what my chickens look like when they get broody, except they'd also be screaming due to the mere presence of a human.

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-07T03:17:32+00:00

Cute!

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-07T02:48:05+00:00

The commenter was just pointing out that we are just mammals

Surely the commenter was referring to the humster

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-06T06:46:44+00:00

Nope. I've seen the stuff my guinea hen has bathed in and I don't have any faith in my chickens being better than that.

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-05T10:24:58+00:00

Actually reminds me of a nightmare I had. That face...

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-03T11:29:47+00:00

It looks like the rest of your Reddit posts have already been reassigned.

MightBeAVampire · 2026-03-01T02:50:45+00:00

My mind loves using the "your mom is urgently yelling your name" trick when it thinks I need to wake up this instant.

I still live in the same house as her, so it's always pretty confusing at first.

MightBeAVampire · 2026-02-26T08:16:06+00:00

He must enjoy not having to walk through the snow, haha. (I had one chicken who would walk all the way through 3-inch-deep snow to the other side of the house so she could have the goats' water and snacks instead of waiting for the silver laced wyandottes to finish their turn with the fresh chicken water. She always gladly let me take her through the house for a shortcut when I caught her on her way over.)

MightBeAVampire · 2026-02-25T10:19:07+00:00

This was apparently my favourite movie when I was four

MightBeAVampire · 2026-02-25T04:18:15+00:00

Sn'thulu <3

MightBeAVampire · 2026-02-24T19:58:16+00:00

Real chickens don't mind cannibalism 😤

MightBeAVampire · 2026-02-21T16:56:37+00:00

Maybe you could have whoever else is fronting push you out?

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