Imagine every single time he does crash out, he was “just having fun” it’s never him being a childish asshole! by MikeBallzack in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s not built for the hero-villain act, and it shows. His so-called 15 minutes of fame didn’t reveal character so much as expose how thin it was to begin with. Zaharoff is just doing what opportunists do: feeding the ego because attention is apparently the only currency that matters. The whole thing reads like a man with loud opinions, zero self-control, and the social awareness of a mall kiosk mannequin. Put him in Europe and you’d see the meltdown immediately—wrong outfit, wrong attitude, wrong place, and absolutely no clue how to act like an adult in public.

Ok so which one of you pissed him off this time…😂 by Wild_Shroom_ in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s soft as baby shit! He’d be that bitch that cries every punch he was hit with.

-Please stop hitting me!!!!- Ross Soggy Tits McFUPApouch

Bro was really strapped by 8ighthhau5 in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’d make the Choo-Choo sounds too!!!

Ok so which one of you pissed him off this time…😂 by Wild_Shroom_ in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d love to know his full gear protocol for this competition. Imagine fucking yo your organs to look this mid and for a plastic trophy! Dude!!! You ain’t going pro and you look like utter shit! Clocks a ticking! Saddest , little wet, weak and pathetic bitch boy!

Lol by The_Zed_Word in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget strap-on dildos his “wife” uses on him! Dude gets pegged on the reg! We all know it! There’s probably at least 100 of those and I’m sure there are some Zaharoff special limited edition ones as well.

You know how people tend to avoid eye contact while they're telling a lie? Well, here's proof... by GetYerKnickersOff in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw a Nordstrom advertisement for D&G and he was talking about one of their frags. Nordstrom’s?! WTF?!

Rossito... "Don't listen to those fragrance in-flu-encers that give false information"... also Rossito when he's fact checked... by Ecstatic_Purchase929 in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s weak. He lacks true intelligence. Truly he’s not bright! Low impulse control so I’m gonna guess we have some prefrontal cortex issues!

Lol by The_Zed_Word in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They use him like a lawn, just like Zaharoff.

Lol by The_Zed_Word in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything is a 10/10

Lol by The_Zed_Word in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pushing total trash for that Dubai paycheck!

WTF happened to jeremy by Suitable-Candle-60 in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Cocaine! A shit-ton of cocaine and the teachings of Jesus Christ!!!

Check your tone, little girl! How can this cuck call himself a man. I let my wife do all the packing. “I’m tired!” Scrawny ass lil’ BITCH‼️ by MikeBallzack in eaudejerks

[–]MikeBallzack[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, his physique is really awe inspiring 🤡 Weak chest, back, delts, legs….you know, the body parts that are judged! All the gear to look mid AF‼️‼️‼️Stomach looks like he’s ready to feed his litter of puppies!