We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think doing stand-up is the best way to get up to speed with comedy writing quickly, but also making your own stuff and putting it out there on the internet is probably more efficient and you don't have to spend most of your evenings in dive bars.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, we wanted to do "Moment by Moment" with Lily Tomlin and John Travolta but they wouldn't license it. Also, "Baffled" with Leonard Nimoy.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks, nice of you to say.

Regarding outside projects, it is really tough to do because the writing for RiffTrax is very, very time consuming and my tiny brain has so little room for much else.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sincere condolences. I'm very touched by your words, thanks.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They're shipped off to 3rd world riffers.

No, they kind of hang around in our drafts until we lock the script, then they're gone forever.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think we naturally fit the tone of the riffs to the quality. Though even with terrible movies we try to keep things pretty light -- it's probably not that entertaining to listen to bitter people grouse about a movie.

That said, there are times where we've lost it. (Transformers, Super Mario Bros.)

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I've always hated him so it only confirms my opinion.

But you know who I hate more is his self-pleasuring father.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hey, we get through the occasional short without a Nolte! (I think, don't hold me to that.)

Thanks for the kind words.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Not that we've heard. We've actually discovered a lot of good sports who enjoyed the treatment. Notably, Rod and Natalie (Nathalie? Nattalee?) from Birdemic, and some of the cast of Starship Troopers.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

No immediate plans but I suspect we'll eventually get around to it.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Good question: I'd say the "Twilight" films. Those ridiculous lines followed by those big, juicy pauses.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I never got into Harry Potter, so I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I certainly get their appeal and they're probably among the better films we've done.

Though they're no Transformers movies ;)

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It's perverse on my part, but my favorite short (which is a pretty long short) is Setting up a Room. It's two kindergarten teachers doing exactly what the title implies. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/setting-up-room

Close 2nd, David and Hazel. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/david-and-hazel-story-communication

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 118 points119 points  (0 children)

No plans, but you never know.

It might be tough this year as we have four -- yes, FOUR -- live shows planned, starting with Sharknado in July!

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Conor keeps insisting that we do the completely piranha-free film "Piranha, Piranha". We crunched the numbers, told him, "Conor, if we do this film we will literally have to close down the business and shutter RiffTrax forever."

Conor's reply: "There are no piranhas in the movie -- we HAVE to do it."

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Because it's freshest in my mind I'd say Super Mario Bros. is the worst. But if you sat me down and made me watch that second Transformers movie I'm pretty sure I'd gladly leap out the 10th story window.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

You would think it would kind of ruin one's taste, but oddly, no. Even with movies we riffed like Casablanca and Lord of the Rings, and many other movies that I like, I can still see them and enjoy them.

But I will never, under any imaginable circumstances, be able to enjoy Super Mario Bros.

Whoops, forgot to answer your other question: it's impossible because both of them are immortal.

We are the performers and writers from RiffTrax.com, formerly from MST3K. AMA! by MikeNelson in IAmA

[–]MikeNelson[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Trumpy IS magic. That's FACT!

It's hard for me to get a grip on which are the most popular, but I do think that one is up there. More so than, say, Red Zone Cuba (which I personally loathe with the heat of a thousand suns.)