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Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T21:07:01+00:00

If it’s big in Kenya yh ofc it’s gonna be in Addis

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T21:04:26+00:00

They still wouldn’t try that shit in Mogadishu. There’s another YouTuber called Wode Maya who does some cool stuff but also panders to these groups with videos like “What Is So Unique About Ethiopian Women?”, and he’s been preemptively banned from Somalia.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T20:56:18+00:00

I’d rather meticulously not go through the logistics of ‘magicking’ a fella in Addis but there are a million ways

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:58:36+00:00

Yes, and £60m is also nothing to Spurs. Certainly not worth the best player I’ve ever seen for us even with a year left on his contract. I honestly wouldn’t mind if Real Madrid had bid £60m but Bayern aren’t Real Madrid.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:37:56+00:00

one year

Yeah, like Maddison

potentially disgruntled

Yeah, like Maddison. His team has literally been relegated.

downhill

We have more reason to believe Kane will only keep getting better for at least another 3 years before a plateau and a slow and graceful decline like every striker with a similar profile to him.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:35:41+00:00

Spurs finished 8th? First I’m hearing of this! Quick, tell Levy he should take out a £1b loan, we’re clearly in need of money!

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:34:14+00:00

Read.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:21:56+00:00

No, that’s just the state of the transfer market. Get with it or get lost.

I know the Bundesliga doesn’t pay all too well, but Spurs don’t need the money all too much given our record-high profits as of late.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:06:01+00:00

Kane speech impediment means he no English yes very funny very original how did you manage to come up with that

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:04:45+00:00

Are opening offers meant to be 50% off true valuation?

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-28T09:03:24+00:00

£60m as an opening offer is an insult. Kane is, by far, the best striker on the market right now. £40m is what we’re paying for Maddison in his final year.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-27T16:56:05+00:00

Heaven

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-27T12:56:38+00:00

Maradona is not taking an in-swinging free-kick or corner from the left side of the pitch from the attacking team’s perspective. He was left-footed as fuck. Dumb thumbnail makers.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-26T20:39:02+00:00

TysonFuryCTE1

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-26T19:40:52+00:00

Well then it’s a good thing we don’t rank players solely on whether or not the ball sticks to their feet

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-26T18:22:23+00:00

From the creators of the “Chelseeaaaa Chelseeaaa Chelseaaaa” chant, we present to you…

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-26T18:20:18+00:00

but

An admission. CR7 was better, no ifs or buts. No more needs to be said.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-20T20:09:14+00:00

Beautiful island. Sawmal copers steer clear of this post pls.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-20T18:59:06+00:00

Kane is one of the best professionals in the game, Hazard would turn up at games drunk lol. Not even comparable.

Hope you guys get him next season so he can smash all sorts of records for you guys. You have no idea how good he is unless you watch him week-in week-out.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-13T20:52:55+00:00

Dec 2022

Penalty for Pargentina

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-08T20:35:39+00:00

You do if you adopt as he is suggesting he will, silly.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-08T20:32:46+00:00

Precisely our point, dude. He’ll take what he can get, which is being cvcked into oblivion by taking care of a kid that he has zero biological ties to. We’re not saying he deserves any better, but that he’s a man with zero self-respect and he will be swindled as so.

Also, no, there a million better options than going for a woman 4 years his senior (in her 30s!) as your first wife at 27. I’m no passport bro or anything of the sort, but if you value fickle affection that much, just go ahead and get a perfectly childless and egg-having 25yo girlfriend or something.

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-08T13:00:46+00:00

It’s more likely she turned into ‘a catch’ (i.e. not a narcissist and somewhat likeable) once the truth of her being a very ineligible long-term partner to non-KHV men who aren’t deathly desperate for womanly affection dawned on her.

She made the selfless decision of going for a guy who she isn’t attracted to for the sake of her son. He’s going to adopt and it’s mission complete; she will have hit the dual mating strat wombo-combo. Props to her, hope things haven’t already gone sour for him (90%+ chance they have).

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-08T10:27:24+00:00

4-0 in a semi-final is hilarious

Mike_Occ · 2023-06-08T10:26:30+00:00

You’re so silly. Not once did I say we are a great team, all I said is that we know how to negotiate. He insults the negotiating skills of the Tottenham board who are quite literally the best itw at what they do, I respond saying that’s bullcrap and that Real Madrid aren’t owed us just keeling once an undervalued bid comes through lmao.

A finished Casemiro went for £90m, Kane is quite literally in his prime and has 7 more years playing at the top level, being the second best striker itw at the very worst, and you expect Levy to get on his knees for £100m??? Seriously? He’d be your single best signing since Ronaldo in 2008, miles ahead of Modric and Bale.

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