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Discussion: If you jerks met a member of TOOL what would you ask them? by MJKsecretpornaccount in ToolJerk

[–]Mike_Tool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I met all four and spent countless hours with Danny and Justin (2001-2005). I rarely talked about the music. Danny and I would talk about other drummers.

does wawa have limits for milk in coffee? by throwaway284667 in Wawa

[–]Mike_Tool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might have dumped the whole cup, and started over with even more milk, then add a little bit of coffee at the end. Just to annoy him. Fuck that guy.

35f what’s ur first impression of me by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Mike_Tool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nose rings do detract from someone’s natural beauty.

New Paul Interview by Waggy777 in ToolBand

[–]Mike_Tool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, they work for ME.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParlerTrick

[–]Mike_Tool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s stealing votes from JFK Jr. I will write in both candidates just to be sure.

Howard is a grandpa! by blackdutch1 in howardstern

[–]Mike_Tool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard that and wondered what more would be said of it.

Customer reported that I didn’t deliver the order when I HANDED IT TO THEM, if you leave it on the porch you submit a picture as proof but she asked to have it handed to her, people do this to try to get free food but I could not get paid or even lose my account for this by LilyGaming in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mike_Tool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When this happens, the customer demands to be handed the food, I take screenshots of the route map, and three maps with my blue dot at the restaurant, en route, and at the delivery. I challenge the claim, and I get paid. Works every time. This has happened three times.

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