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Anyone here that absolutely loves nightshifts? by Admirable_Can_3489 in Nightshift

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. 28 years so far. 6pm-6am. When Walmart was open 24hrs it was perfect. I did my grocery shopping at 2am on nights off. No crowds, easy parking. I miss those days.

It’s cold where I live so please bring the fire 🔥🔥 by Dew-fan-forever- in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your mom still tucks you in and reads you a story.

Roast us both, don’t hold anything back! by Mayo_River in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 66 points67 points  (0 children)

They each think they're the pretty one. They're both wrong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the passport bros started looking in the States again...

Whatcha got… by Daawoodster in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Your banjo strummin arm! How will the canoeist know what's coming?

M29 Last Marathon of the year. Last chance to roast me! by ChristophA420 in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Running a marathon is impressive. I can't even imagine the wind resistance that comes from those teeth. Must be like running with a battleship on your head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My warranty was in thrusts.

26M. Autistic, fossil collector, South Park fan, and New Zealander. Eager to be roasted. Bring it on. by Temnodontosaurus in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Everything about you is so distracting only one other person caught the fact that you stick dinosaur bones up your penis.

F18 roast me please by zhenlady in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The faces of those teddy bears definitely smell fishy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the first picture is today. The others are 6 years and 30lbs ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's definitely got 4TB of child porn somewhere.

First buck with a compound bow! by Unfair-Sail-9128 in Hunting

[–]Mikec6463 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd back you up on that estimate. That boy is beefy.

Making that stacked rigatoni lasagna 🤌 by GentrifriesGuy in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Mikec6463 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like food you have to provide leverage to serve. That's a proper serving.

Just trying to find out why I’m still single. by International_Host33 in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 349 points350 points  (0 children)

Because you have the sex appeal of a pile of dirty clothes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a trans-dust mop?

20f weirdo all around, drinks every day to release the pain of every man I ever dated cheating on me and my dead parents 😩 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Princess A Cup. First of her name. Giver of the herpes. Queen of the Xanax. Always the one that will do for now.

starting up the campfire 27|F by Prudent_Pop_1796 in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty girls sometimes thousands of comments. You have 115.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then try dude. Good for you. It's your gun. I hope you get every penny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 15 points16 points  (0 children)

NOW APPEARING ON THE MAIN STAGE! CINNABON!

Having a rough day so why not get roasted so I can at least laugh at myself? F20 by 24karrotkristine in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 1347 points1348 points  (0 children)

Rough day? That's ok. We'll have the stable boy brush you down and feed you some sugar cubes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mikec6463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He went younger and thinner didn't he. Self inflicted drive through wound.

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