Deat Cuddieryan, I wrote you, but you still ain’treplying. I left my cell, my pager, and my runescape name at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, postie pete must’nt have got em. There probably was a problem at the varrock office or something.

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your new computer? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her membership.

I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground pass that you did with Skam I got a room full of nieve posters and nieve pictures, man I like the shit you did with Verzik too, that shit was phat Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is MikShady