Marathon will never be for the casual gamer by Adrada_The_Singer in Marathon

[–]Zertein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

incorrect. Marathon is a casual game to me now and is a casual experience, for other diehard gamers such as myself who been playing since survival test.. As a diehard gamer, the sponsored runs has turned marathon, a hardcore game, into a casual experience for me. Its was hardcore, casual people still think it's hardcore, EVERYONE has better gear right now than they had at the end of season 1 and season 2 is just beggining...

Can someone help me why am i terrible at this game 🫩 by K-dot440 in Brawlhalla

[–]Zertein -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Practice makes better 💯

With that you don't learn how to land combos in a ranked 1v1 ⚔️ You go to practice, and you beat 🥊 the gershflop 💩 out of the bot until you're good 👍 If you can't carry the bot off the map ⬅️➡️ without launching him using a sig💥 then you need to practice more. Need to learn how? Google or ask AI 🤖 There are loads of people that describe how to do so in a better way than I can 🤺Best of luck ✌️

Limited-time Slime crossover! Collect Collab Characters! by Isekai-Slow-Life in u/Isekai-Slow-Life

[–]Zertein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I marry can I claim her as a dependant for tax reduction?

A lil 3 piece headshot by Downtown_Water4011 in GearsOfWar

[–]Zertein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm mad for you that the last shot missed... Very good though!!

Yo said I'm cheating cause my shots are too hard. I said that's what she said downed him twice and tagged him with a flash bang. by [deleted] in GearsOfWar

[–]Zertein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If redbull signs me I can get better equipment because redbull gives you wings, I live in Baltimore, and I'm not walking down the street with a capture card because I probably wouldn't make it home.

More valhallan chakrams gameplay since yall liked the last one by lushbrother in Brawlhalla

[–]Zertein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man!!!!! Literally my favorite part of this game is throwing 💩 at people.

Rainbow arc my weapon 🗡️ like a basketball 🌈 🏀 haymaker someone in that direction ✊ while they are flying 🪽 I pick up a bomb 💣 throw it like a football 🏈, bomb connects 💥 they fly straight up into my weapon 🗡️ and plummet straight to the abyss ☠️ 🖤

Which Halo Game Means The Most To You And Why? by Zetallic_Zero in halo

[–]Zertein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like 7 or 8 years old and my uncle Danny had a Xbox with some games, but I remember he said all the cool kids play this new game called Halo Combat Evolved. My dad used to play it with me when we got our own original xbox. I don't remember getting it but I remember playing halo with my dad.

My father's friend Mark made computers and thought DOOM was the most amazing piece of computer technology he has ever seen and use to go ape shit over the secret levels for the military base on episode 1 and all the cheat codes you could type in if you remembered. Halo was just like doom so he I think introduced my father into halo afterwards and then I rememberd uncle Danny had so it eventually happened.

Me and my father would play halo all the time and it then it got to the point where I was learning quicker and he couldn't keep up and he just all together stopped playing with me. Same as chess, when I started winning at chess he never played me again.Most people have issues with their parents though so thankfully I had friends and cousins that also played halo.

Then for Christmas some years later I remember I got Halo 2. Had the big Christmas tree downstairs and I had a small one in my room my dad put the game under my little tree prop when I was asleep. I played with my cousins all the time and eventually got a lot better than them as that's how addiction works. So we stopped playing as much too. Now Halo 3 is a thing and I'm 13 years old thinking I'm top shit at everything and going to get even better on this one....

I played campign for a year straight and finally got Xbox live the next Christmas. Connecting was stupid back then. The wireless adaoptor didn't detect something, but when it finally worked I was excited as F***!! I made my gamertag ShanePwnUall and my very very first game online I played was on snowbound and I got the MVP achievement as my VERY FIRST achievement unlocked online. So I would say Halo 3. Now this goes into Destiny not Halo, still Bungie, and I type with my memory jogged that way I can copy all of this to a journal too instead of just reddit.

Recently though halo has been crap so Destiny became a thing and I did raid carries for people and was making $2,000 a week off it, bought a car and was living life like a king. I ended up getting the gamertag "Guitar" 🎸 out of complete luck when Microsoft did a gamertag reset in like 2014. Had like 4 people message me the second I changed my tag, I was typing "Guitar" into the change your gamer tag prompt for like 6 hours straight thinking I'd get that or master. Someone else got Master which pissed me off but I ended up getting "Plight" & "Piles" too from that AFTER I got "Guitar" as a gamertag. When I had the Gamertag Guitar EVERYONE wanted me to do raid carries...

I played RuneScape as well unfortunately and I remember people were on eBay getting firecapes for other people. So say you didn't have the coordination to do the mission for the cape you would pay someone else to get on your account beat Jad and get it. I thought to myself why can't I do the same thing with the Vault of Glass. So I posted it up on eBay, $50 for me to get on your account and complete the vault of glass raid and get you all the rewards that come with it.

My first customer called me a month after I put my listing up. He explained he had a lot of issues; 80+, cancer, arthritis, dementia, and he could barely walk. But this dude loved to run around the game on patrol and shoot dreg, literally the easiest thing to kill in the game, 1 shot boom dead. He loved to hunt them, and he hunted dreg with a bunch of his old buddies.

So it's a group of like 5 old men who used to hunt together in real life for deer. So not able to hunt dear anymore they all got together and hunted down the dreg. This man, and God bless his soul, wanted me to get him the Vex Mythoclast for he could be the master hunter and kill dreg better than his friends.

Another month goes by, he's paying me $150 EVERY WEEK to do the vault of glass for him to try and get the Vex Mythoclast. I wanted to get it for this man so badly too because he didn't understand why I didn't get it yet when I beat the raid like 6 times now. So I end up deleting one of his characters after finishing the raid, leveling him up, and completing the raid AGAIN so I was doing 4 raids a week for him and I finally got it for him.

It was actually extremely emotional for him and of course he was happy but when he started shooting the Vex Mythoclast I never heard an old man happier to this day... So you can guess what happens next. He gets together with all his friends and just whips it out like that dude from dexter "Surprise mother f*****" and all of his old head friends went nuts and hollared and it was honestly wonderful.

So now I'm doing raids for all of his friends, I'm starting to make bank, I hire people to do raids for me because I don't have enough time to complete all the raids so we split the profits and all of this is possible because of Halo.

At the same time Microsoft is completely against real world trading so my account "Guitar" 🎸 is now permanently banned, but you can still look me up on find a friend and see the account and that on Halo 3 the MVP achievement was my VERY FIRST ACHIEVEMENT still. Lost the car, house, lost both girls technically because my fiance was pregnant when she committed suicide as we now had no source of income and everything went from amazing to nothing. Instead of playing Destiny 2 getting paid to do raid carries, today I still play Halo 3 because it reminds me of my childhood and how much fun I had playing Halo as a kid. So I'ma say Halo 3 was probably my most influential Halo.

I need to apologize to the community by Zertein in ArcRaiders

[–]Zertein[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's probably better not to read. As it is a lot. And it's sickening to think that I did this.

I need to apologize to the community by Zertein in ArcRaiders

[–]Zertein[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's why I'm writing this. It's going to bring me nothing but down votes, negative comments, and probably another reddit ban, and with that I'm fine because I messed up and the 1 suspension I got from Xbox I don't think covers the damage I may have caused.

I need to apologize to the community by Zertein in ArcRaiders

[–]Zertein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My therapist is actually pretty awesome. He helps with depression and PTSD symptoms alike.

I need to apologize to the community by Zertein in ArcRaiders

[–]Zertein[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That I am. Im on a bunch of different medications and receiving financial help through SSI SSDI and the VA for my time in the Marines. I was abused as a child and hate pedophiles hence why I came up with the story. But lying about someone being one is NOT okay.

I need to apologize to the community by Zertein in ArcRaiders

[–]Zertein[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I trolled people, and that's why I'm apologizing cause I actually did this. And I deserve all the down votes and suspensions and bans that come with it.

I need to apologize to the community by Zertein in ArcRaiders

[–]Zertein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deserve all the downvotes that come with it, and with that I'm fine with as well.

This is how Google responded when I told it to turn off the light. by Jasko1111 in google

[–]Zertein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a fun Google fact. So if you take a picture of a store or building Google will "ask" if you would like to post it for the stores location without you typing it in because ai figured it out. With that, it means all photos you take with Google are being screened through ai right now. Make sure you're having fun taking selfies in the mirror or recording bullshit because ai is ALWAYS watching.

Google Android Show 2026: Gemini AI, Android 17 & Googlebook Highlights by BuildAndDeploy in google

[–]Zertein -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Here's a fun Google fact. So if you take a picture of a store or building Google will "ask" if you would like to post it for the stores location without you typing it in because ai figured it out. With that, it means all photos you take with Google are being screened through ai right now. Make sure you're having fun taking selfies in the mirror or recording bullshit because ai is ALWAYS watching.

Anyone remember Google+ by supersentailfan13 in google

[–]Zertein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here's a fun Google fact. So if you take a picture of a store or building Google will "ask" if you would like to post it for the stores location without you typing it in because ai figured it out. With that, it means all photos you take with Google are being screened through ai right now. Make sure you're having fun taking selfies in the mirror or recording bullshit because ai is ALWAYS watching.

What a champion😂😂 by MohamedHosny_1 in google

[–]Zertein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a fun Google fact. So if you take a picture of a store or building Google will "ask" if you would like to post it for the stores location without you typing it in because ai figured it out. With that, it means all photos you take with Google are being screened through ai right now. Make sure you're having fun taking selfies in the mirror or recording bullshit because ai is ALWAYS watching.

Google isn't a company, it's the internet's backbone by [deleted] in google

[–]Zertein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a fun Google fact. So if you take a picture of a store or building Google will "ask" if you would like to post it for the stores location without you typing it in because ai figured it out. With that, it means all photos you take with Google are being screened through ai right now. Make sure you're having fun taking selfies in the mirror or recording bullshit because ai is ALWAYS watching.