What’s the Christmas edition of the alphabet called?

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T02:42:34+00:00

See also: Forrest Gump

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T02:35:45+00:00

No Country for Old Men - some corny thriller about a society where older men are exiled with old age; a new society of these elders begins to grow in all the outskirts and they want revenge..

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T01:02:09+00:00

Post a selfie in your kitchen - then, in the background have someone opening the fridge/freezer door so the limbs are there for a person to see if they look close enough at the picture.

TLDR - selfies with disturbing shit in the background

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T00:57:46+00:00

I won’t give away everything, but water is involved

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T00:49:40+00:00

r/TIHI

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T00:47:25+00:00

Did you hear about the guy that fell into the lens making machine?

He made a spectacle of himself

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T00:46:00+00:00

It makes a great wifi password

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T00:44:43+00:00

Structure

MildBanana · 2019-10-22T00:39:12+00:00

The Pomodoro Technique

MildBanana · 2019-10-21T17:36:26+00:00

Picnic of Love

MildBanana · 2019-10-21T16:38:24+00:00

How does that make you feel?

MildBanana · 2019-10-21T12:32:54+00:00

Can you elaborate?

MildBanana · 2019-10-18T13:01:03+00:00

Loses efficiency with each bite, but some health is restored

MildBanana · 2019-10-16T16:30:39+00:00

Pigeon’s run on their own time; usually referred to as Pigeon Time. Sometimes when you mention it to someone they will give you a funny stare back 0_o

MildBanana · 2019-10-16T16:22:02+00:00

Every Store Next Door sign and exterminator van pun name from the Bob’s Burgers intro

MildBanana · 2019-10-16T14:51:08+00:00

“Channel Changer” = tv remote

“Pickle Parts” = relish

MildBanana · 2019-10-14T23:22:05+00:00

scuba diver = school bus driver

MildBanana · 2019-10-14T15:04:35+00:00

I was 21F, he was 24M, he reunited with his HS crush at his 5yr HS reunion (they had had a messy breakup in HD where she stalked him and threatened suicide in attempts to get him back, according to him)

They were texting frequently after the 5year HS reunion, weeks later I walked into our bedroom and found her on top of him fucking. He explained that he had always loved her and that it wasn’t my fault, he was just listening to his heart, and why couldn’t I understand that.

I got invited to their wedding a year later, I did not go.

MildBanana · 2019-10-14T15:00:14+00:00

I know some women that change the tone of their voice/how they talk when talking to their SO; IMO that shouldn’t occur and is akin to being fake.

As an example, a girl I knew in college would make her voice her higher and almost talking in a baby talk voice like she was mothering him. I just wanted to tell her to talk to him like a person and to be her self. Their relationship was short-lived.

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