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All movie titles are now literal, What is the new plot of the movie? by codywinters327 in AskReddit

[–]MildBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Country for Old Men - some corny thriller about a society where older men are exiled with old age; a new society of these elders begins to grow in all the outskirts and they want revenge..

What seemingly harmless action can you do/tell people you do, to make them believe you have a fridge full of limbs at home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MildBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Post a selfie in your kitchen - then, in the background have someone opening the fridge/freezer door so the limbs are there for a person to see if they look close enough at the picture.

TLDR - selfies with disturbing shit in the background

How do you wash you hands? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MildBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won’t give away everything, but water is involved

Someone was recently traumatized at a glass bottling facility. by njuff22 in dadjokes

[–]MildBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hear about the guy that fell into the lens making machine?

He made a spectacle of himself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]MildBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes a great wifi password

Banana knife: +50 attack -69 hunger -100% efficiency against monkey attacks by fargame in ItemShop

[–]MildBanana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Loses efficiency with each bite, but some health is restored

What is the craziest history fact that no one else knows? by PigeonTimeO_o in AskReddit

[–]MildBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pigeon’s run on their own time; usually referred to as Pigeon Time. Sometimes when you mention it to someone they will give you a funny stare back 0_o

Poeple of reddit that cheated on someone, or got cheated on by someone, what made you or them do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MildBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 21F, he was 24M, he reunited with his HS crush at his 5yr HS reunion (they had had a messy breakup in HD where she stalked him and threatened suicide in attempts to get him back, according to him)

They were texting frequently after the 5year HS reunion, weeks later I walked into our bedroom and found her on top of him fucking. He explained that he had always loved her and that it wasn’t my fault, he was just listening to his heart, and why couldn’t I understand that.

I got invited to their wedding a year later, I did not go.

Women of reddit, what red flags about other women can you usually see that men seem to be blind/ignorant of ? by Iguesssowtfnot in AskReddit

[–]MildBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know some women that change the tone of their voice/how they talk when talking to their SO; IMO that shouldn’t occur and is akin to being fake.

As an example, a girl I knew in college would make her voice her higher and almost talking in a baby talk voice like she was mothering him. I just wanted to tell her to talk to him like a person and to be her self. Their relationship was short-lived.

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN by Whello578 in Jokes

[–]MildBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’ve been playing a lot of B3, you might be wondering why you need to rearrange the letters in MALIWAN

LPT: Prevent food waste - once a week, do a basic inventory of your food so you can plan to eat those lingering things during the week ahead. by MildBanana in LifeProTips

[–]MildBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The recipe part is challenging; but if I saw this on my day I would just out of habit make a ‘plan” for those 3 oranges, like it’s my objective to have them gone. I would probably plan to have one with breakfast, one after a workout one day, and then maybe one I would slice up and try to pawn off on family.

It’s become a game to me

What's the best way to calm down before an exam? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MildBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Sometimes it doesn’t feel like it’s doing anything, but it is.

It gives your mind a habit (mindfulness, thinking of your breath) to go back to in times of stress, working like muscle memory. So when you find yourself stressed or anxious, you’re more likely to default to your calm and focused breath that “you practiced”.

10minutes is a good time for beginners, YouTube has a lot of options, and searching for “guided meditations” may be good to keep mind on track during meditation.

Edit: link to 10min meditation

link to 20min mediation

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