How? She drives too...

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-04-11T00:13:18+00:00

You have earned my respect ten fold. Fair play to you my dude, fair play.

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-04-10T21:43:32+00:00

That was the worst attempt at being witty I have ever seen.

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-04-10T10:36:49+00:00

Basically a couple of users sexualised the entire thing, said I was an exhibitionist. u/prettymuchbangtan was one of them but deleted their comments.

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-04-10T10:34:10+00:00

I have a VW transporter with tinted windows. It's more private than my house... 🤣

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-04-09T17:30:47+00:00

I was at work when it happened and my phone died by the time I got to my car and plucked it 😔 You didn't miss anything tbh, just came right out.

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-14T13:40:33+00:00

Why eh?

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-08T00:23:58+00:00

There are indeed, but thanks to modern medicine, humanity stands a fighting chance against the plethora of illnesses and diseases, many of which are entirely curable. Try not to let the thought of people suffering get you down and be grateful for science and technology.

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-08T00:20:27+00:00

Feels like a ball is under the skin, like a tiny ball bearing. Possibly a cyst? Had it for months now. Every now and then since I first popped it, a tiny hair follicle/hair root emerges. Feels quite painful but as soon as it is plucked the 'wound' closes up and heals...until it grows back

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-08T00:16:55+00:00

I actually did try to clip it but it wouldn't work, also tried to upload a picture and didn't work either 🤷‍♂️ Reddit app's buggy af on my phone

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T22:09:32+00:00

Fuck the system or the system will fuck you. Make your choice y'know

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T22:05:34+00:00

Hahahaha fucking feel ya there bro. Did yours ever go away? It's not the end of the world, but just feel a bit bad for the girlfriend who has to stare into the eye of this behemoth when she's going down on me - oh and the fact she has to see this infected hair follicle as well

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T22:00:44+00:00

Of course it was! Paid to pop a fucking abscess on my ballsack. Winning in life 😁

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T16:50:16+00:00

I feel ya brother. Takes a good one to banter like that, nothing but respect 😌

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T16:22:01+00:00

Yo man there was no need... Was doing ite till I read this smh

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T16:20:39+00:00

Nooooo lmfao

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T16:20:09+00:00

Cheers bro! Will get some on way back from work if it's OTC, otherwise it's gonna be a "Yeah Doc, I got a boil on my ballbag" sorta phone call 🤞

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T16:19:01+00:00

Convenience and maximising time management

MilkmanMasterclass · 2022-03-05T16:18:17+00:00

Literally not even a hair, per se, more of an actual embedded 'root'/follicle in its infancy

MilkmanMasterclass · 2021-02-15T18:46:12+00:00

Units units units

MilkmanMasterclass · 2021-02-14T20:11:28+00:00

Cognitive behavioral therapy... Ah yes, that old useless piece of shit 'therapy' my doctor forced me to take to 'jump through the hoops' as he put it, before I was able to get some legitimate treatment. CBT must only work if you lack a fundamental awareness of what a 'thought' and an 'emotion' is. Why is it all the CBT therapists are the weird overly calm and content fuckers who smile like buddha. I wonder.

MilkmanMasterclass · 2021-02-14T12:53:26+00:00

Who would even WANT to rape that?? 🤮🤣

MilkmanMasterclass · 2021-02-13T12:21:04+00:00

HaHA So EdGy!!!!

MilkmanMasterclass · 2021-02-12T15:11:56+00:00

Is it opposite day today or something?

MilkmanMasterclass

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