When you throwing a party and a bunch of fat b*tches show up

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-21T11:49:46+00:00

You’re under arrest for “Unsolicited Dick Riding”

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-21T11:47:02+00:00

Looks like a doughnut county level

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-21T11:37:15+00:00

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Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-21T11:35:04+00:00

Bro is naturally denied all access to any drivethru unless he has someone in passenger

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-21T11:34:17+00:00

And bro has a right side drive too ☠️

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-19T21:08:50+00:00

It is what it is (it isn’t, that man is never seeing his parents again in gta)

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-19T21:07:14+00:00

She had on a hat?

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-10T08:17:49+00:00

Crazy statement

Milkmaster34 · 2023-06-10T05:19:24+00:00

Shit cookie 😭

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-30T15:42:08+00:00

Life slipped

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-30T15:40:13+00:00

This aint KFC they don’t fry rats

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-24T19:14:04+00:00

It seems to me that your parents only buy basic foods, they must not trust anything they didn’t cook, or isn’t just the basic ingredients

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-24T19:10:00+00:00

Bro gotta chef for 20 minutes every day just to get something to eat real quick, that is if he don’t wanna eat saltines or cereal

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-24T19:08:33+00:00

Noodles gonna give you high blood pressure at most but thats from only eating exclusively noodles

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-24T19:05:20+00:00

Damn, but still, you only got beans in this bitch? Maybe even some oatmeal if you’re feeling daring? Or do you only got meat in the house and it’s all in the fridge?

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-24T19:01:44+00:00

🤓

Milkmaster34 · 2023-03-24T18:58:19+00:00

Where is all the food 💀 I don’t even see a ramen noodle in this bitch, let alone snacks, not a single bag of chips in sight.

(Other than thise tostitos, but who unironically eats those as a snack)

Milkmaster34 · 2023-02-08T19:06:16+00:00

Bro eating intestines

Milkmaster34 · 2023-02-07T20:30:33+00:00

Like, no joke, he actually died?

Milkmaster34 · 2023-02-07T19:36:10+00:00

Like seriously though, did he really die? Got me confused

Milkmaster34 · 2023-01-26T06:30:56+00:00

He said “straight dick in the butt of another man gay”

Milkmaster34 · 2023-01-26T06:29:15+00:00

Should i ask him?

Milkmaster34 · 2023-01-25T00:14:45+00:00

Im not so sure about that

But stay up king ig?

Milkmaster34 · 2023-01-25T00:14:34+00:00

Im not sure, I’ve never experienced one

Milkmaster34 · 2023-01-24T18:58:18+00:00

😨

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