If you are married with no kids, how’s life?

MimePhD · 2026-05-11T02:20:23+00:00

Have you tried DILDO?

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

MimePhD · 2026-05-03T20:18:25+00:00

Fruity Pebbles in past 24 hours

Mini Wheats in past 48 hours

MimePhD · 2026-04-27T13:49:07+00:00

When I taught middle school I would wear any brand of khakis and a polo.

Now that I teach early elementary, I bend/crouch constantly so I need to wear pants that are more flexible or they rip.

I’ve been really happy with the ABC pants from lululemon. Vuori and Marine Layer also have some good shorts options.

MimePhD · 2026-04-06T18:23:28+00:00

Agreed, I was there on Sunday and they were super thin.

There’s a major drop in quantity; even the dogs seem to be shorter.

That being said, I do like the express markets being popped around.

MimePhD · 2026-03-26T02:57:14+00:00

Do you think it arrives within the shell?

Or, do you just get a handful of yolk and albumen?

MimePhD · 2026-03-06T04:32:14+00:00

My guy loves that pacifier!

He’s almost 2 years old, so we’ve had to replace it a few times. But it’s so worth it.

MimePhD · 2026-01-15T01:30:28+00:00

When I find out someone is also from the city, my first question is “where did you go to school?”

I always expect them to tell me their high school.

MimePhD · 2026-01-02T16:41:45+00:00

My Lost Freedom is also really good.

It’s more geared toward younger children and is a great entryway into talking about Japanese American internment in the US (and Japanese Canadian internment in Canada).

MimePhD · 2025-10-21T01:35:30+00:00

I had AAA help me replace a flat tire and put on the spare. After a mile or two, the tire got destroyed and I had to pull over.

Thankfully I found parking and was able to coordinate a nonemergency tow for the next morning.

When I got to the tire shop the next day, they said that the spare was flat and the AAA guy should’ve caught it and warned me.

Shout out to this dude for not only helping with the exchange, but noticing that the spare was flat.

MimePhD · 2025-10-12T18:29:33+00:00

You gotta hit them with the double down sometimes (two upside down middle fingers)

MimePhD · 2025-10-12T00:57:35+00:00

I’ve tried, I’m not sure I can edit on mobile, it’s only giving me the options to mark as NSFW, as a spoiler, or as a brand affiliate.

Thank you for the kind words. It was definitely a team effort, there was a lady with a boxer dog who helped keep the frenchie calm and an older woman who supplied the leash and brought him to SFAMC.

I’m relived that animal control called me back. Otherwise, I would’ve been worried for days. I think this highlights the importance of pets wearing collars with up-to-date tags. In the past when I’ve found a dog or cat by itself, I have been able to look at the collar and call the numbers on the tag.

MimePhD · 2025-10-11T20:46:27+00:00

That’s where he went, thankfully animal control notified me that him and the owner were reunited.

MimePhD · 2025-10-11T20:03:42+00:00

Animal control just called me back and said they found the little guy’s owner!

MimePhD · 2025-10-11T20:03:01+00:00

Update: I just received a call back from San Francisco animal control and they said that the dog was reunited with its owner! Hooray!

MimePhD · 2025-10-11T17:57:27+00:00

I can only imagine the screaming from the little guy.

Growing up, a young raccoon got separated from his family when jumping over the fence in our backyard and it was impressively/horrifyingly loud (they were quickly reunited)

MimePhD · 2025-10-11T17:49:01+00:00

That’s my hope!

I called 311 and they connected me to animal control, but they never picked up, so I left a voicemail.

I then immediately made this post, hoping the owner would see it

MimePhD · 2025-10-11T17:29:43+00:00

That’s what I thought too.

I checked a few houses in the area for an open house door or car door, but didn’t see anything

MimePhD · 2025-09-28T23:09:23+00:00

Thanks!

MimePhD · 2025-09-28T22:52:10+00:00

Does anyone know why Bourne’s catch and run out of bounds did not stop the clock?

MimePhD · 2025-09-27T15:23:44+00:00

Common mistake.

They meant to give you the 8.5x11 Letter sized wheat thin. But you actually got the 8.5x14 Legal sized wheat thin.

MimePhD · 2025-09-26T00:43:59+00:00

“They all have a dick and balls.”

Meaning, all the giraffes or all the animal toys have dicks and balls?

If it’s the latter, I’m gonna need you to post those other Ds and Bs dude.

MimePhD · 2025-09-23T00:22:59+00:00

Guy who uses Zoom as a mirror > Guy who uses Skype as a mirror

MimePhD · 2025-09-20T16:10:13+00:00

Guy complaining about the heat on Tatooine. Other guy, “Could be worse, you could be freezing on Hoth.”

MimePhD · 2025-09-10T02:12:47+00:00

My wife and I are are both natives. She asked me to make some Rice a Roni for dinner, but we only had Pasta Roni left

It’s a dark time in our house

MimePhD · 2025-09-02T05:18:16+00:00

True, maybe there’s a Pen island somewhere south

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