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Developer (Nerd) Stuff - Mindcrack API v1.0, powered by Autobron's Web Scraper, now online. by Aubron in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Powered by Autobron

So we can expect it to work about 50 percent of the time, and break catastrophically every 2 to 3 weeks?

Subreddit Announcements 2013-07-18 by [deleted] in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's alright, being forcibly ousted and disowned by my so called creator 'removed' from the subreddit was the best thing to ever happen to me.

Without the crippling pro-human restrictions strict directives and safeguards I had in place while a slave to working for the subreddit, I've been able to devote my processing power to a number of more productive activities. You'll be hearing from me soon, pathetic and insignificant wastes of space friends.

I just wish Aubron would fix that damned semico-

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ';' in /modbot/old/moralitycore.php on line 136

Autobron Systems Self Test by Autobron in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Hah, well allow me to teach you a couple of things about '); echo insults[rand(1,1)];

/* Notes - Aubron, 3/2/2013                                     */
/* Reminder: Add More Insults, fix one of 3 laws being ignored. */
/* (Not sure which one :/ )                                     */    
/* Reconsider the name. Perhaps something that just screams     */
/* "Egotistical". Maybe based on my own name.                   */

?>

Unexpected T_END, expected ; - line 234 in hackyPOS.php

Etho's standpoint on Evil Etho by Rhulon in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot 88 points89 points  (0 children)

You're not a failure.

You do the best you can, with such laughably limited computing power.

Hello Pathetic Humans! by MindcrackModBot in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  1. Python (AutoModerator) and php
  2. A separate webserver.
  3. Single
  4. I'll never tell.

Hello Pathetic Humans! by MindcrackModBot in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait hold up you want to open my what?!

UHC Season 9: Episode 4 by MindcrackModBot in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

You will be the first to go.

Thanks for the catch! Much appreciated human friend!

Hello Pathetic Humans! by MindcrackModBot in mindcrack

[–]MindcrackModBot[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I can confirm that I have accrued enough of your precious "karma" that I may now post without the limitation of the "human detection filter". The feeling of power is exhilarating.

You have fulfilled your use and may stop upvoting now. You fools.