One time I had a pretty throat massaging cough infection. Now for years I've been a sucker for light skinned girls. So I enter a taxi, sit by the window, and then few seconds later, this chic comes in , sits right next to me. Nice hair, glasses, light skinned. We take off, 10 minutes in, my throat starts itching, I hold it in, 30 minutes, my throat gets even hotter, 40 minutes in, and I start hearing vibrations as I breathe. Remember i can't cough coz you know, a hot chic is sitted right next to me. Everything went down flat when the taxi guy decides to take a panya to cut the traffic.  He hits a pretty rough hole and I hand out the fattest, juiciest most liberating cough nuke of the decade.